The Authoress

chapter 6: Medical Scare

Chapter 6: Medical Scare

Corvin had to force herself to look away from the eye-candy known as Optimus Prime. She swore that if she stared any longer that she’d do something stupid like drool or bite him to see if he tasted as good as he looked. Oh God, she was terrible.

She groaned and looked back at the data pad she held in her servo. It was a very interesting read, but she had only gotten to the fourth paragraph because she was too busy mooning over Optimus to actually read it. She just hoped that he was just as oblivious of other’s affection towards him as he was in the fanfiction. If he wasn’t… Dear Lord she was screwed. Great first impression that would be. And she already got the impression that he didn’t really like her, and quit acting all concerning after she told him that she forgave him about her leg.

She caught herself staring again and looked back down. Fuck, why is this so hard! She grumbled and read the next paragraph.

‘A Cybertronian’s frame is made up of an alloy called Cybertronium and is one of the strongest alloys known.’ Interesting. The song Titanium popped up in her processor and she started to hum it to herself.  ‘Though, a Cybertronians diet must consist of other alloys such as Iron and steel.’ She continued to hum as she skipped a few paragraphs that she already knew.

‘Interfacing’

Well that stopped her.

‘There are three ways one can interface.’ Okay, time to put fanfiction knowledge to the test. ‘The first is through a series of cables and ports located in the sides, wrists and chassis. To interface correctly this way one must connect cables to the ports of another, stimulation will occur through the passing of various strings of coding from one frame to the other and back again. ‘Plug n’ play… its real… Corvin’s optics widened. ‘The second way uses functions called Spikes and Valves. Mechs and femmes can have one or both of these. These spikes and valves are located in the pelvic area under distinct plating called the codpiece. Stimulation is occurred through friction when a-‘Ugh, no more! She already took sex-ed, she knew how it worked, and a quick skim through the rest of that part proved it to be exactly like human procreation. A choking sound rang behind her and she turned to see Vela looking at her own data pad in horror.

“Eighth paragraph?” Vela nodded. Corvin snickered and returned to reading the eighth paragraph.

‘The third way is through the sparks of the Cybertronians. The spark located in the chassis and is very delicate. Stimulation is occurred when two or more beings push their sparks together. When one spark merges with another, a bond is formed between them, and a little bit of that bots spark is transferred over to the other. This is how sparkmates, bondmates, and trines are formed. (See paragraph 28)’Corvin continued to hum Titanium as she read, it was all very fascinating.

She looked up and caught sight of Optimus working at one of the terminals, typing away at something. She smiled slightly at the thought of Optimus being her- WHOA WHOA WHOA! Back it up, all the way up! She barely knew him past what she knew about him from the show. She was a looooonngg way off to be thinking about that. What if his favorite color was yellow? Sorry to all the yellow lovers, but she just did not like that color. Bee was about as far as she was willing to except, so he was fine. But anything else, nuh-uh.