SIDETHOTS 2.0: liz's better edition

episode one: pilot

here we be in san diego. the hot fumes of vape fresh in this ghetto ass mall known as starcity: shops galore! all around are groups from the guitar players to the preppy, rich blondies. right next to the weed bathrooms, sits a taco bell. if you take a peak inside, there sits a group teenage boys probably arguing about who's dick is the longest.
"i am TOTALLY going to fuck your sister," states a boy. obviously, he was over exaggerating.
"ew fuck no. don't even look at her swine," a baby faced white boy replies.
soon after that conversation escalates, a group of four teenage girls and one dude walk in.
"who the FUCK is sitting at our table," whisper screams a whitish brown gal.
"i'm bout to beat them up, y'all," another whitish kinda brown, (not really) girly says with a harsh tone.
"what's up FUCKERS," the same girl screeches as she walks up to the table of prepubescent wasteoids. "move your stale asses before i bring out the champagne," she shouts in their faces. oddly enough, real steam shoots out of her ears as she glares at all the boiz at once.
"hey guys, it's me, vikkstar123," a miniature brown boy introduces himself.
"well vIkKsTaR1TwO3 kashoot you and your friends to another planet because this is our table," replies a gurl with a lax uniform on, dylan.
"nice one, dylan! the whole space thing! you totally roasted him! got him go-"
"vERONICA," the other three gals shout at the one white girl.
"well i'm simon, and we're all becoming best friends." as soon as simon finishes his sentence, wild thoughts by dj khalid and the QUEEN rihanna gets blared through the taco bell speakers by a little miss freya, working behind the counter.
"WHAT CAN YOU DO???" shouts liz, the first whitish brown girl. the four girls all sit down across from the guys, starting the greatest thing that will ever happen to them.