Chapter Twenty
“Smelly cat, smelly cat! It’s not your fault!” Shae screams at the top of her lungs, running around the house naked. Harry was running a hand through his curls nervously and I was just shaking my head, trying to talk to Louis on FaceTime. She had been doing this for two hours. And wouldn’t stop. Ever.
“OHMYGAWD. JUST SHUT UP!” A thick accent screams through the iPhone.
“Hi Zayn.” I laugh and soon the Bradford Bad Boy’s face appears in the small screen.
“Tell Harry to man up.” Zayn barks into the camera and leaves. Louis appears again, giving me a weird look.
“HAZZA! DJ MALIK SAID TO MAN UP!” I shout over my shoulder, not really caring to look behind me and see where he was at. I hear a moan and look behind me to see Harry looking extremely pissed off. “Uh, Lou. Tell Zayn that he may want to stay away from Harry because he looks like he is going to kill him.”
“SMELLY. CAT. SMELLY. CAT. IT’S. NOT. YOUR. FAULT!” Shae shouts in my ear, making me jump and fall off the couch.
“Gawd dammit Shae. Don’t do that!” I groan, looking at the three year old. Harry’s face has softened and I smile. Shae does that to him. That’s so adorable.
“Ashton Knight.” Someone barks and I look at the iPhone. Louis is looking at me, his eyes narrowed.
“Louis Tomlinson.” I mock him.
“Ashton Knight.”
“Louis Tomlinson.”
“Ashton Knight.”
“Louis Tomlinson.”
“Ashton Knight.”
“Louis Tomlinson.”
“Ashton Knight.”
“Louis Tomlinson.”
“Ashton Knight.”
“Oi! SHUT UP!” An Irish accent screams in the background. Louis turns around and I see a pale person run by.
“NIALLER!” I squeal, making Louis laugh. The blonde stops, kisses Louis’ iPhone camera and leaves.
“I worry about him.” Louis mutters, making me laugh.
“Everyone does.” I agree, making Louis laugh. He’s at the old house and I’m at my own place. We were both just too lazy to go to the other’s place. Oh, we are so lazy.
“So, I was thinking that we all would go shopping. We can make Simon babysit Shae. You and I, Liam and Danielle, Niall and Lilianna, Carrie and Zayn and whoever Harry is trying to hook up with. Then go to one of the fair’s that are around.” Louis rambles, bubbling with excitement over his group date he had been hiding from me.
“Liam and Danielle are together?” I screech, making Louis cover his ears and Harry do the same.
“I thought you knew.” Louis mumbles quietly.
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Going, Going, Gone {One Direction}
FanfictionLouis Tomlinson’s ex-girlfriend has his baby and he doesn’t know that it's his. Shae’s a toddler and thinks that Liam Payne’s her father. Liam and Ashton have been together for long enough that Louis thinks Shae’s Liam’s. Somehow, Ashton still hangs...
