"I.. love.. you.. too" Emma whispered,
There soft lips touched, Emma had a wave of happiness fill her body, she felt.. finally.. happy,
"what.. the chicken fries" A familiar voice emphasized
Emma turned to see who it was
It was Jason
Her face turned red and she ran upstairs
"Emma!!" Kathy ran after her
"Uhhh" Jason shuffled away awkwardly
Jason then took off his skin, cackling madly.
"LESBIANS ARE MY WORST ENEMY" he shouted, whirling around like a tornado.
Jason snapped his fingers and Kathy immediately fell off the roof, wearing a pair of khaki pants and nothing else. "NOOOO MY WAIFU" emma screamed, then put on her mecha knight helmet, flying downstairs. "ROBLOX COMMAND SUPERFLING EMMA" Jason screeched, his voice like icecream tidepod flavor. Emma then yeeted into the air, her mecha knight helmet falling off. Kathy screamed in horror, as her waifu has just been murder. "NOW YOU WILL B FORCED TO BE TORTURED!" Jason commanded, flossing madly. "NOOOO" Kathy shrieked, tearing out her toes like they were un eaten seaweed. Kathy now had no toes, uwu. Jason then took out a computer and opened up Roblox. "I'M STEALING YOUR ROUXS!" Jason chuckled madly, twisting his arms into Kathy's mouth. The police then burst into the area, chunks of policeman flying everywhere. "AW MAN THE PO PO ARE BURSTING" Jason said, his hands burrowing deeper into Kathy's mouth. Kathy would say something, but she had hands in her mouth. She bit down, revealing the Jason was a vamPIRE OWO.
"INVISIBLE ME" kathy screamed, then became invisible.
"The lesbians have been dispatched, captain we may leave now." Jason stated into a Barbie walkie talkie. A helicopter then crashed into Kathy, her spine turning into Pirouline brand chocolate. A tsundere waifu then came out of the helicopter, a bright red sonic plushie on her head. "Meow meow, OWO, we shall go now, uwu," she said, kicking the corpse of Kathy. Emma then came crashing down onto the helicopter. She was holding a piece of the sun in her hand. She chucked it at the nearest woodchuck, which was five thousand miles away. Jason then became ded, and the waifu kissed emma, to which emma kissed her bacc. The end
