i get out of my single bed and sit in front of my mirror. after getting ready for school i walk to the bus, i didn't go in the bathroom once, not even to brush my teeth! all i care about is looking good for danny 🥵!!! i arrive at the bus stop only to find one person... DAN! no one else was there
'why is no one here?' i ask dan
'idk... but... i-i g-g-guess we're a-l-o-n-e now?' he replies, his supreme accent is very thick so it's hard to hear what he says clearly, but i love a supreme accent OwO
'ooo yes we r ;)' you wink at dan, which results in his lightly peeing himself.
the bus arrives and you both get in.
it's break time, and you libby zoe albert harry ben and jake are sitting at a table in the pit stop, you are scared to admit what you hav in your bag for lunch. you smell a rancid stench, and get immediately excited, knowing it's dan approaching to sit in the pit stop. you throw albert off of the chair next to you to free a space for daniel to sit. daniel busts open the door to the pit stop and zooms to the free space next to you.
'h-hey flo'
'h-h-hey dad-dan. i said dan' you blush, after mistakenly calling him dAd (U3U).
'how's your day going flo?' daddy dan asks you
you were abruptly interrupted by gremlin man
'LOL YOU SMELL LIKE MARMITE DAN EW'
'SHUT YOUR TRAP ALBERT' blurts dan angrily 'JUST BECAUSE I DONT BRUSH MY TEETH LIKE YOU NEEKS'
i sternly interrupt
'guys shut the frick up guys just cuz he likes marmite, which tastes really good. i hav a marmite wrap in my bag and i was hoping to share it with dan actually'
silence. the entire pit stop became silent.
'GET THE FUCK OUT' screamed literally everyone in the pit stop, even daddy peter jones. you and dan flee the pit stop before people stabbed you with their nanks.
'is that true what you said in there, about wanting to share a marmite wrap with m-me?' shyly asked dan.
'yes.. because i-i really l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-like you' you blush and look down, not wanting to meet his most likely disgusted eyes. after 3 hours of looking at the floor, you look up to see him lustfully looking into your mouth, looking for marmite. after spotting a spare bit of marmite u didn't eat on your lips, he dives into your lips, and you collide in a kiss.
