Unite Or Alienate (LuffyxLaw)

Unite Or Alienate (One Piece-LuLaw/LawLu)

This is a One Piece Fan made one-shot.

Pairings: Luffy x Law

Genre: Yaoi / BoyxBoy

I do NOT own One Piece or any of its' characters.

 made this when I was younger, so there are many mistakes and it may seem to go at a fast and unnatural pace, but hey, it's a one-shot and smutty, soooo.

"Luffy-ya," Law yelled rattling the bathroom door of the Sunny Go, "Get out of there, now!"

"I don't wanna," The younger pirate hollered back.

The Captain slumped his back against the door and lapsed to the ground.

Stupid Tra-guy. I'll never let him win!

With a sigh, Luffy brought his feet inward sitting cross-legged and glanced downward at his manly scar. The rubberman anticipated the Older Captain to respond to his stubborn attitude.

"Luffy-ya, i'm not kidding! I will break down this door," Law kept persisting while slamming his fists against the door.

"Go ahead," Luffy stuck his tongue out knowing full well Law couldn't see his childish expression.

"Fine then," Law smiled and moved himself away from the door. The smaller pirate heard Law's footsteps moving away slowly fading out.

For a few moments, Luffy could hear nothing but his own breathing. He slid away from the door just looking at it and then grinned thinking he won making Law go away. While his thoughts were filled with joy, the door broke off the hinges and headed straight for him. It bashed into him and then squished him against the wall. Law, with his right foot firmly against the other side of the door, began laughing hysterically.

"Haha, Luffy-ya, you underestimated me," he took a peek behind the door giggling uncontrollably at the squished Luffy.

"Tra-guy," Luffy whined taking out a white flag waving it around admitting defeat, "You win, okay!"

"Yes," Law grinned fist pumping the air.

The door dropped to the ground in front of the two. Luffy shook his head regaining his composure, "You're so mean, Tra-guy!"

"Ha, don't lowball a man who has to piss, Luffy-ya," Law said while he dropped his trousers beginning to urinate in the toilet.

"I would have won if you didn't use such dirty tricks," Luffy chuckled and jumped on Law's back while he was tinkling.

"Oi, Luffy-ya, you're gonna make me piss on the wall," Law said while staggering to remain balance.

"Hurry Tra-guy, I gotta pee, too," Luffy said clinging onto Law like a monkey wrapping his rubbery legs around the older captain's stomach.

"Honestly, you're so childish," Law said while pulling up his pants, "Get off of me if you gotta pee!"

"Fine, Fine," Luffy said landing both sandals onto the ground making a "clap" sound once they interacted with the floor.

Luffy unzipped his pants and got in front of Law sighing with relief closing his eyes and peeing into the toilet without a care in the world.

Law peeked down noticing something peculiar, "No underwear, Luffy-ya?"

What an excuse to look at his penis. Sigh.

Rubberman opened one eye looking at Law's wondering ones, "Nope, I don't like 'em. They get in the way."