Trigger warning: If you are easily disturbed by mature language, intense sex, LGBT, murder/death, or any graphic content then please don't read.
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My name's fucking mark. I'm so fucking gay. It all started when I was 15. I shoved a thicc ass carrot up my bung hole. It felt so good. I couldn't tell anyone I was gay though. My parents were hella religious.
I didn't want them to hold up a god damn crucifix to my face and say, "Begone fruity demon!"
So, I kept it a secret. I also tried to convince my self, that I wasn't gay. In doing so, I married a beautiful woman; her name was, JaNeT. Although I married her, people were still suspicious. They would ask if I were bi. So, I started to watch STRAIGHT porn. I would also intentionally expose myself to Janet, for my wrong doings. I wanted to escape Janet's grasp, so, I started making accusations that she was having affairs. She obviously wasn't. I had to get rid of her. She then FINALLY divorced me. I was so happy. So far, my dad was finally deceased. So all I had to do was worry about my bitch ass mom. Finally, the bitchy thOt had begone. I could finally come out the musty closet. Then, Soon enough, I had more then carrots going up my bung hole.
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