Sup MUTHAPHUCKERS I'm Eazy E but since y'all cool y'all can call me Eric
Im a big deal in Compton I'm The Man if ya wondering I sell drugs
I'm the best at it too but I'm not gon brag that's how you get caught but anyway I live in Compton and honestly if you've seen my police record you'd probably stop talking to me
It's hard but it's a hustle and that's how I live
I get HELLA play from the ladies but I've been hitting this one girl and a group of her friends Kim and nem I really don't know the others names but she my favorite ,not my fault a nigga really don't do relationships alll bitches the same
If ima date she gon have to be a women not a bitch
But enough of that shit lemme join the conversation larenz and Yella are having
"For the last time you yellow ass freak Kim Kardashian's ass is not real"
Yella dumb ass gon say "Is too"
"I'll settle this The bitch ass is fake"
"Thank you Eric" larenz said
DING DONG
Oh that must be they homey I wonder what his ass look like cuz ion roll with ugly niggas well except from Dre but he cool
Caine opens the door and they hug
From what I see this nigga shorter than me thank god
I hope his ass know niggas my height don't fight
Then larenz hugged him and that's when his hoodie fell off and then that's when I found out he is a ....she?
"DAMN" my random ass gon shout out and now everyone's looking at me including her
Oh boy
