Insults For Teenagers, jokes , romantic lines , so true , facts, funny convos

▪ I would slap you but I dont want to get slut on my hand

▪I would slap you but it would be animal abuse

▪I will slap you so many times you will think your surrounded

▪I've seen so many pricks in my life, but you are the fucling cactus

▪ Your Mums so fat that even dora can't explore her

▪ Your wetter than a spastics chin

▪ I found your adoption papers underneath your mums pillows next to the glittery pair of dildos she uses everynight

▪Ohhhhhh...You fucking mooooo!!!

FACTS

▪ Smoke - Die

Drugs - Die

Alcohol - Die

Life - Die

Live A Fun Life Because You Are Gonna Die Anyway.

SO TRUE

▪Shit comes out your ass not out your mouth

▪ Whoever stirs the shit should lick the spoon

▪ When someone lies and your like:

Whats that I can smell? BULLSHIT!

▪ When someone lies and your like

*sneeze* Oh Im sorry im illergic to bullshit.

▪ When teachers shout at yoy and they are proper close to your face and your like :

No need to shout im right here/im right in front of you

FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

☆ Me - Are you certain

Him - Yes

Me - Are you possitive

Him - Yes

Me - Are you sure

Him - Yes

Me - Are you HIV possitive

Him - Yes...Wait..

☆ Person - You look like shit

Me - You look like you have been hibernating in Margaret Thatchers bum hole.

☆ Someone - You suck

Me - you swallow just like your Mum has done 6billion times

☆ Me - Look at yourself

Girl - Yeah look at me, im a goddess

Me - Goddess?! More like a slave

☆ Person - Your A Fail

Me - So Was Your Dads Condom

RANDOM

× You have now been diagnosed with a punch in the face

× On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me "Your dumped arsehole"