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Harry woke up, stretched, and yawned loudly. He scratched his balls. He put on his slippers, stood up, and walked to the restroom. There, he urinated and moved his bowels, after which he wiped his butt. Then he washed his hands and cleaned his teeth.

He took off his stripy pyjamas(shirt first) and changed his blue polka dot underwear. He then put on robes that he had to clean because Hermione wore too much lipstick when they made out under the covers in her room. He then took his black socks out of the 3rd drawer to the right and put them on his two feet one by one. He bent down to put on his shoes of which he tied up only one lace and then opened the dorm door and used his feet to walk out. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 01, 2019 ⏰

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