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exams are in full swing. todoroki shoto doesn't know why, but his phone just will not stop buzzing. he decides it's just endeavor & decides to ignore every bing, but slowly gets more & more frustrated when his stupid phone doesn't shut up. 

todoroki hates every fiber of his being as he looks down at his cracked screen [from when sero tried to get guac off the commons ceiling]. 

CLASS 1A IS BIG GAY!!

iida : hello fellow classmates ! aizawa has informed me that i must accept the responsibility of creating this group chat. do not use it for anything other than educational purposes, or aizawa will be immediately notified !

mina : okay daddy

mina has changed their name to chokeme

kaminari : MINA AJSKSJDHF

kaminari has changed their name to vibrator

bakugo : i already want off this shitshow

kirishima : cmon baku you know this is good for you !!!

midoriya : this is a great idea iida !! thanks ;-)

midoriya has changed their name to greenglowstick

kirishima has changed their name to redriot

uraraka : yeah deku i agree !! thanks iida

tsuyu : call me tsu

tsuyu has changed their name to tsu

mineta : great i have all the girls numbers now !! 

momo has kicked mineta out of the chat

jirou : thank god we can come out now

hagakure : we are saved

jirou has changed their name to soudcloudrapper

hagakure has changed their name to invisibitch

momo has changed their name to creati

uraraka has changed their name to floatybabe

todoroki frowned. he didn't like responding to messages - not to his dad's, anyways. he decided he might pitch in and give his friends a good laugh by changing his name too. why not? what harm could it cause?

todoroki has changed their name to icyhomo

greenglowstick : todoroki ?? you're here ?? and youre gay ?? 

icyhomo : yes

floatybabe : uwu thanks for telling us bb

chokeme : yeah todo we love you !!

sero has changed their name to spiderman

spiderman : yeah man we dgaf who u love

soundcloudrapper : yeah like half of us are gay too youre not alone bitch

todoroki smiled. this couldnt have been easier. 

vibrator : we should have a movie night in the commons later !!

shoji has changed their name to octopussy

octopussy : okay 

tokoyami has changed their name to mcr_stan666

mcr_stan666 : alright ill bring soda

bakugo : ya stupid shits better not make too much noise. i need my beauty sleep

redriot : nah man bakusquad's definitely hangin out tonight !!

vibrator : we will drag you downstairs if we have to

chokeme : tie you to a chair

spiderman : and force feed you popcorn

icyhomo : what movie tho

greenglowstick : bird box

mcr_stan666 : first of all. offended

floatybabe : noo !! a cute movie !! i call to all the boys ive loved before

creati : i agree !!

soundcloudrapper : momo. ura. you are lesbians.

creati : its a cutemovie !!

chokeme : or the kissing booth ??

iida : we will NOT be watching any movie that involves something you shouldn't do until marriage !! such as kissing !!

bakugo : you dumb fuck 

vibrator changed bakugo's name to angermanagement

angermanagement : fucker

tsu : okay its settled !! we will watch bird box at 8 !! bring snacks, blankets, and someone to hold to the commons :-)

UWU ILLUPDATE SOON

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 04, 2019 ⏰

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