Trish: Okay fellas these papers have dares written on them. I'm going to read all of these RIGHT NOW.
Prussia and France: *jumps and slaps each other*
Spain: What was that slap for?
France: Excitement.
Prussia: Nervousness.
Spain: I thought you were excited when you will get a dare amigo?
Prussia: Not now!
Trish: FIRST GIMME A FRICKIN DRUM ROLL
Prussia: *drum roll on its mouth to abs*
Trish: Okay here are the dares.
for Spain and England disturb Romano and Norway from reading either get their book or surprise them with something.
I dare Russia to get Philippine's mangoes and Prussia to eat Italy's pasta!
Russia: *gulps* she has a frickin BOLO! I only have Vodka! *screams like a litte gal*
Prussia: I NEVER TASTED THOSE PASTAS....... *licks lips seductively*
England: I'll have Romano *doing le rape fes*
Spain: *blinks eyes for 5 times*
*clears throat* AUSTRIA MUSIC!
Austria: Eh?
*plays a very nice tune of piano*
Spain: *facepalm* it doesn't even fit the situation. Japan! gimme a drum roll!
Japan: *drum rolls on its abs*
Trish: You don't even have abs.
Japan: I don't care Trish-san!
While England and Spain are trying to scare the ass out of Romano and Norway.
Romano: SEÑORITAS! EVERYWHERE! *SCREAMS LIKE DYING GORILLA AND HITS HIS HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE TABLE*
~ouch
Norway: *fell on the chair and its precious book got ripped*
Spain: Opps... *laughs nervously*
Norway: *grabs knife and screams* WHO THE FAK DISTURBED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FEELS?!
Spain: *backs off and starts running*
Norway: CEM HERE U SPANISH MAN!
Russia: *steals Philippines' mangoes*
Philippines: *grabs bolo and chases Russia around the room*
Prussia: *steals and eats Italy's pasta*
Italy: *cries like a little baby*
Germany: *FALCON PUUUUNCH!~
Prussia: *dead, nosebleed*
Japan: *final drum roll on his abs*
Trish: I told you- UGH! XD
America: *takes pictures*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia: Truth or Dare (ALL COUNTRIES)
FanfictionHey, its admin Patricia here but I would prefer to be called Trish. So comment some dares people!