aidan was in his room. he was watching hentai. then, his wife kai came into his room. "wheres aidan?" she asked. "I'm here" aidan said and hugged her. "uwu" kai uwu-ed. "how's the baby?" aidan asked and touched the tiny bump on kai's stomach. yes, kai is pregnant with aidan's child. "honey theres baaaarely even a baby in there." kai said. btw, their baby is like only 1 month or smth like that. aidan pouted. "I can't wait until its out." aidan smiled and kissed his wife's forehead. "i can't wait until tommorow" aidan said. you might be wondering what tommorow is. tommorow is their wedding uwu. "neither can i." kai said. aidan looked at the clock. "baby we should sleep." aidan said. "sure ig." kai said. kai picked up his wife like a baby and put her on their bed. he layed down beside her and held her hand. "aidan," kai said. "yes baby?" "i think our child is gonna be ugly, mainly because of you." kai said. "i think so too." aidan said and hugged kai. "ew. you smell weird. did you take a shower?" kai asked. "ummmm no" aidan said. "d i s g u s t i n g" kai said and kicked aidan away from her. "take a shower now or else you dont get ang hugs." "okayyyy." aidan said and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.
OH LOOK, YOURE AT THEIR WEDDING NOW :D
aidan was nervously standing, waiting for his beautiful wife to walk down the aisle. like 2 ninutes later, she came. and guess whos walking her down the aisle? its was aidan's ex-boyfriend's brother, aka daniel :D. "i'm so happy *cries* its my best friends wedding *cries*" daniel said while crying. kai was lowkey judging him. 'idek who this man is, why is he touching ny arm' kai thought to herself. like 7.8 second later, kai was standing in front of aidan. aidan smiled. he couldnt stop looking at her. kai was just like 'wtf am i doing here? can i go home now?' the priest, aka a premature chicken, aka brian said "adriana yew the 5th, do you take this beautiful women to be your wife forever?" aidan nodded happily. brian then looked at kai, "do you take this handsome man to be your husband forever?" "ummmmmmmm. first thing, aidan is not a handsome man, he is the excact opposite. but sureeeeee" "you may kiss the bride." aidan pulled kai close to himself and kissed kai softly. after a minute, he pulled away. "ew" kai said. aidan was about to carry her, but before he could, kai started walking away.
LATER THAT NIGHT AT AIDAN AND KAI's HOUSE ;););)
"why did you take the dress off? you looked so cute in it." aidan pouted. "ew. don't pout." kai said. (btw, kai is wearing aidan's clothes #couplegoalsuwu) aidan pulled kai onto his lap so that she was facing him. he pouted more. "ew stop pouting. you look uhglyier than you usually are." kai said and flicked aidan's forehead. "i'll only stop pouting if you kiss me." aidan said with a cute voice and pouted more. "why is your voice so squeaky?" kai said while lowkey judging her husband. aidan pouted more and pulled kai closer to him. "why are your boobs so big?" kai looked at him with a bich wot the phoque face. aidan pouted again. "OH MY GOD. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. DONT. FUCKING. POUT." kai said while trying to pull herself away from aidan, but like aidan is like, way stronger than her so she couldnt pull herseld away from him. "how many times do i have to tell you. kiss. me. then. i'll. stop." aidan said and pouted even more than he did before. kai squished aidan's face and pecked his lips. "yAy mY wIFe KisSed MeEEEE" aidan said happily as he hugged kai tighter. kai hid her face in aidan's chest as she blushed. aidan cupped kai's cheeks and msde her look up at him. "you're so cute." he said and pecked her nose. "ew." kai said. "i can't wait until he's born." aidan said as he liftef kai's shirt up and kissed her belly. "ew did i sah you could do that?" kai said. aidan pouted again. "stop pouting. for thr safety of the child." kai said. "fine :(" aidan said and stopped pouting. kai squished aidan's face. "your face is so squishyyyyy uwuwuwuwu." kai uwu-ed. aidan giggled at kai's cuteness. kai pecked aidan's lips. "youre so cute." aidan said. "of course i am, i'm qween kaidashian." kai said. "you're not qween kaidashian because youre cute, youre qween kaidashian because of your ass." aidan said and squished kai's butt. "ew." kai said. aidan kissed kai. soon they started making out ;);););). "holy sheet. i didnt know you knew how to kiss." aidan said when they were done making out. "-_- i hate you." kai said. "you know you love me." aidan said and pecked kai's lips. "i'm tired." kai slithered to the bed and wrapped herself in her blanket like a burrito. aidan got on top of her. "what?" kai asked. "i wanna kiss you more." aidan said as he tried to take the blanket off of kai. "i dont." kai said and rolled to the side so that aidan got off of her. "at least give me cuddles" aidan said and back hugged her. "i love cuddles uwu. ofc." kai said. kai and aidan cuddled until they both fell asleep.
the end
