𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓» tw tvd to casts

2.04 | their comeback + shelleys bday

phoebe: why haven't we talked in like years :(

nina: omg yes when was the last time we talked

dylan s: also happy new year!!

shelley: i miss u crazy fucks

dylan o: OMG SHELLEY HAPPY BDAY

phoebe: let's talk again, for shelley lol

shelley: i hate this i'm so old now

paul: you still look very good miss hennig

daniel g: oh stfu paul, don't you have a new girlfriend?

paul; i can always try???

phoebe: no u can't

tyler p: SHELLEY YOU ARE LIKE A GRANDMA HAPPY BDAY LOVE YOU

phoebe: ugh miss this ship

shelley: he literally has a gf but ok

daniel s: and what about it???

shelley: ok sftu ariana grande

daniel s: i really thought ty was at least gonna try to make a move on you tho

crystal: i feel like he might have tried...

dylan o: oh he definitely TRIED

tyler p:

daniel s: love you too mate
                   anyways happy birthday shelley x

crystal: happy bday babe

daniel g; congratulations queen

phoebe; I already told you like 1625182726 times but happy bday ilysm (but you already know)

shelley; omg guys i love you, also phoebe yes i already cried from your text this morning

phoebe: then my mission is COMPLETED

tyler p: did you get my gift? ;)

shelley; sadly yes

joseph: im late but happy birthday

dylan o: what did he give you omg

shelley: a fucking big ass box full of "werewolf hair"

daniel g; WTF MAN

shelley: yes and when i say big i mean HUGE

tyler p: you dumb bitch you have to find your gift in the hair lol

danielle; hahahahah why the hair tho?

tyler p; its werewolf hair, because malia will NEVER DIE and we basically met cause of hair

daniel s: ok thats a cute gesture ig

shelley; yes but also disgusting how am i supposed to find a gift

dylan o; just find that gift pls i want to know what it is

shelley; why are u more excited for my gift than i am???

tyler p; just find it!!!

shelley; okay give me a sec

daniel s; i really want to know what this mans gave you

phoebe; this is so entertaining i really missed talking to you guys

paul; yes we should talk more again

dylan o: yeah yeah whatever DID YOU FIND YOUR GIFT???!!!!

tyler p; why are you like this

shelley; OMFG GUYS I GOT IT YES YES YES YES

dylan o: TELL ME

shelley; omg a gigantic ketchup bottle!!!! it looks like thus i looooove

shelley; and the cutest bracelet ever

dylan o; why am i crying

tyler p: so did you like?

shelley; I FUCKING LOVE IT THANK YOU BABY

daniel g: "baby"

shelley; i call everyone baby when im feeling soft shut up

tyler p: glad u liked it :))))

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omg lol I finally updated
i'm so so so sorry
thank u for 10k reads love u guys xxx
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALSO HAPPY BDAY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 💞💘💕💋❤️❣️

also if you got that ariana reference i will love u forever