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the nxt day was friday so it was the last day of skool 4 the week

i got up out of bed and threw on some nice sexy clothes and sprayed my frangrances on myself

by the time i knew it i was at skool already n the bell had rung

daniel was waiting out the front 4 me with a cheeky smile on his face. lots of people were crowding around us so i decided 2 take this opportunity 2 show him and everyone else what i was capable of from what i learnt from my cosmo tips :)~!!!

"hey everyone watch this!!!!!!!!!" i screamed as they all turned around to face me standing infront of daniel

suddenly i dropped 2 my nees and unzipped daniels fly and pulled out his mighty shlong

his face was so confused but he didnt no what i was doin so he just stayed shocked

i put his mitey shlong in my mouth while screaming that the souls of thousands of unborn children tasted delicious as everyone surrounded me with their phones

i didnt no who they were calling but i thought u were supposed to put ur phone against ur ear not infront of pplz faces but they were probs skypin or sometin

then the principal came outside and pulled me off daniels schlong 

"ETCETRA WHAT THE HELL R U DOIN!!!??!?!?!?!?!" she yelled loudly

"im practicing cosmo tips" i smiled polietly at her

"come with me now!" she yelled again

"ok ok jeesh" i said while licking the extra special soul from a child from my lip

the principal ended up ringin up my mum and calling her in. it was a very awkward convo since i had to tell them everything that had happened with daniel and how i became a very bad muslim.

apparently the whole lamb shank thing was not right and i shouldnt have done it and i can get aids. my mum told me that daniel is sick in the head and 2 never do it again

im so confused right now i just love daniel and if he wants 2 shove meat up my vagina then he can do it because he owns me now

im his naughy little muslim

2 be continued!!!!

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