U like to go to Wulmurt to buy things that u ate. U like to buy fruit just to choke on them. One day u find this watermelon porcupine and cannot reSIST so u buy it and u r about to shove it down your throat and choke until the porcumelon says "yes y/n my new home... DEVOUR MASTER I want 2 die bc I am 2 kewl for this world." U eat the porcumelon and start chocking as toothpicks get stuck in your throat and you start to bleed and vomit. U devour it whole and slowly start to die. U cough up blood and toothpicks u start to cry and scream "why bby why!?" Then the porcumelon somehow devour u. When u r fully devoured the porcumelon says "fuck u daddy. U have the worst home oh well it's mine now"
Can we hit 1000000 million likes
I'm sorry I'll just leave
~the person that hates VLD season 8
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Watermelon x Reader
RomanceThis is a joke between my sister and I. This is ONE one shot and be prepared for trash!
