I Miss Us

chapter 5

"what are we going to do about Dahvie, he is still sleeping?" Haley said. I thought for a second, then I had an idea.

"shh," I had my finger to my mouth "I have an idea." I whispered and slowly got off my bed "I'll be right back" I quietly ran out of my room and into the kitchen "this is gonna be fun."

I came back into my room with a plastic plate and a can of whipped cream. "Haley toss me a pillow." she did as told. I crept over to Dahvie's side. I place the pillow on the floor, next to Dahvie's head, placed the plastic plate onto the pillow then poured whipped cream onto the plate.

"Ok ready? " I slowly walked to Haley's side, then I had realized that Drew was still asleep. "Dammit Drew wake up." I squatted down to the same level Drew was. I looked at him "aw he looks so peaceful." I whispered with a smile. I noticed his mouth was slightly open "Let's fix that" I brought the cream to his mouth and srayed it. "still sleeping huh? Maggie come here baby." "meow" "hi Maggie" I said as I picked her up "you love me right" she tried to lick my face as a response to yes "here I'll give you something to lick." I faced her to Drew. she started to lick the inside of his mouth. "mmm" Drew moaned "mmmeh" he started the clap his lips together "huh? wha-" his eyes shot open "Maggie?" "meow" "Jayy?" he tasted the whipped cream in his mouth "what happened?" "Nothing just get up." I said as I let go of Maggie.

"ok so what we are going to do is lift this part of the matress and Dahvie is going to fall, ok ready?" I looked at Drew "yeah" Drew said with his hands under the matress, I looked over to Haley "yeah" she said with the camera "ok 1...2...3!" we both lifted up the matress, Dahvie rolled right off onto the plate I had laid there.

"What What, What happened!?!?!" Dahvie yelled looking around the room with whipped cream all over his face. Everyone was on the floor laughing our asses off.

"You're all gonna get it, I swear!" Dahvie yelled to everyone. we kept laughing. "the weak get antiqued remember dahvs!" Haley giggled. Dahvie got up and walk over to Haley "cone here Haley give me a kiss." he said with his arms out and lips puckered. "no way, not with your face like that!" "what, you callin me ugly." with that he lifted Haley and kissed her all over her face. "Dahvie!" she yelled with whipped cream on her face. "What? now you look as beautiful as me." Drew and I continued to laugh.

"I'm going to the bathroom I need to get this stuff off my face." Dahvie said and walked to the bathroom,  Haley  followed to do the same.