ok this is just random so u could read if u want lol this is extreme w e i r d
TOM STEPPED ON A CUP AND THEN IT WAS STUCK
tord helped uwu
nice boi
''ughh iits tooo stuckkkkk'' Tordd sayysss
''Well pull it out'' Tom tried pushing tord away
''Well dam u help urself u being a bit tooo pushy i just wanna help u '' Tord grunted
''GET THIS DAMN CUP OUT OF MY FOOTATt111'' TOm YELLED
''maybe i could help?-'' matt asked cheerfully. ''no u are not clearly hElp FuL!'' tom yelled at Matt
Matt grabbed his face and threw it in the trash.
''why am i so darn beautiful? do i fricking deserve such treatment?? why does noone allow me to help them. Jeez you will regret not having me today.'' matts face that is in teh trash can said.
Edd walked in.
''OwO whats this!'' Edd said
''edd go back to drawing something or whatvevrev!1 i clearly in a p r o b le m .a!1''
''ok'' Edd orange justice himself out of here. ''weLL! thats nice'' tom said
''ok u hecc'' tord spits on toms face
''What the fluffle are you doing omg'' tom coughs loudly that the whole universe could hear it.
''hoLY frickle frackle is the heckle that makes the freckle jump out of matts facial face that makes the pace faster which makes The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. ding ldskljsdkjldsfkljlklkllmkl/m/?!!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?/??!?!?!'' Tom said
''ur mom'' tord dabs out of here
''ok well i'm stuck with a cup in my foo t ''
''lololol'' matt said
''shut up u faceless boi'' tom said
''shut up u eyeless boi'' matt said
''stop copying my words'' tom said
''it isn't ur words :(("' matt cried himself to the dumpster
''nice-'' tom said.
toms stepdad watermelonwhoreplacedpineappledaddiwhichreplacedlifewhichyes came
''u aint my dad'' tom slaps the watermelon ''yeeet'' tosm real father.
''FATHER!!!1111!!!'' tom yelled and squealed like a anime girl
''call me daddy'' the pineapple said winking, secretly the pineapple was actually tord in disguise (not the real pineapple thats just silly!!111)
''DaDdI?!?'/1''W' TOM HAD A SEIZURE THE END AND ALSO SAD ENDING FOR TOMS FOOT BECAUSE THE CUP IS STILL THERE NOONE WILL HELP ANYONE AND AFTERMATH MATT IS IN THE DuMBSsTerR AND EDD IS HAVING ANORMAL DAY, TORD IS STILL THE PINEAPPLE FATHER OF THE FATHERS BUT WE ALL MUST PROTECT MATT BECAUSE HE IS INT HE DUMBSTER BUT IN THE END MATT WAS ACTUALLY TORD IN DISGUISED BUT ALSO TORD THAT WAS HELPING TOM WAS MATT IN DISGUISED BUT THEN EDD WAS ACTUALLY TOM IN DISGUISED AND TOM WAS EDD IN DISGUISDED
WOW SUCH A NICE DAY TODAY TO WRITE FANFICTIONS
i am soryr i didn't update anythign uuhhhhh
idk why i made this
honestly i don't know what to write about and i'm getting lazier and lazier e v e r y heckign day
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tordtom / tomtord oneshots (rewriting)
Romancetordtom oneshots it is getting revised and rewritten. :o) i made this book in 2018 and i'm forward to redoing it. so hi if you've read my stories before! please make sure to see the rules and how this story will be written
