Take Me Home tonight

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Kyle's POV
We all go flying throughout the inside of the machine and we crash into water. We're sinking!!! Jade exclaims.

I demand oxygen now!!! Wendy exclaims.

Hold up hold up hold up. You guys are probably wondering how we got to this point. Lets start from the beginning

The beginning.Kyle's POV

YUSSSSSS WE GET TO SEE KIM!!! I exclaim. A bisexual icon!!! I exclaim high fiveing jade and my favorite(and only) fratenal twin brother clark.

For those of you who don't remember jade has 2 brothers shirong and kim.

Shirong lives in japan and kim lives in north carolina with his roomates chase isabella and parker.

We all jump in jade's necklace and we ride to north carolina arriving in 3 minutes.

Ooh north carolina business is BOOMING here i could live here one day and have a successful business and a gorgeous wife and the BEST churches!!! clark exclaims.

Settle down christian clark you can go to church later i say. Does anyone go to church willingly anymore? Amy asks. Umm yes clark says.

Clark spills holy water on amy. Ugh i just got this jacket!!! Amy exclaims angrily. Its as cheap and tacky as your personality is not exactly a big loss wendy says.

Parker walks outside the house with his suitcase and andre looks at his red tie signifying his republican status.

What a white state andre says. If all black people were like you abraham lincoln would've finna never freed them bitch i fire back at andre.

Ouch wendy says. Please don't talk wailing wendy i say. Why u even here kickback kyle wendy says. Im more worthy of being here than you baconator i say.

Well shiz clark says. Parker left the door open lets go in jade says. We see isabella playing piano.
And yeah isabella is all about that google model life too

Hello jade isabella says with her back turned so she can't see us

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Hello jade isabella says with her back turned so she can't see us. Lets play a trick on her garrett whispers. He whispers a spell that makes us all look like jade.

Isabella turns around. AHHHHHHH!!! MEXICAN DEMONS!!!! Isabella exclaims. Isabella faints.
What the fuck kim and chase say running out.

If you dont remember from the now deleted supergayfriend account this is chase.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 05, 2019 ⏰

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