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Man Baby: Hyungs. I think Jimin
is trying for the new girl.

G.O.D.: I don't think it will work.

Horse: She seems smart. But I
don't know. We've only known
her for a day.

The Real Visual of BTS: Can you guys shut the hell up? I'm trying
to sleep.

Man Baby: It's 2 in the
afternoon, Yoongi hyung.

The Real Visual of BTS: SLEEP, FETUS!

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“Alright. Time for lunch!” Namjoon said, carrying in bags of Panda Express.

“I'm starving!” Yeon Mee said, running to help him.

Jimin went over and helped them out, taking a few bags from her and smiling. She smiled back, thanked him, and ran to the rest of the group where she set the bag down and let them dig through it.

“Panda! Ex! Press! Hoo!” Taehyung began to chant as he searched for his food.

“Panda! Panda! Panda! Panda!” Yoongi sung, opening his lo mein.

Namjoon and jimin made it to the group and sat down, placing the rest of the bags with the first one.

“Okay! Who got what?” Jin asked, looking through them all.

“The mein fun is mine! So are other things, but I forget.” Yeon Mee said, flopping down.

“How do you forget what you ordered!?” Hoseok shouted, laughing.

“I just wanted food!” She said, throwing a fortune cookie at him.

The food was sorted and somehow she had a mountain of food comparable to Jin's. Not once did it cross her mind that it was almost baffling that someone so small can eat so much.

“Oh! We should probably add you to the group chat. We use it for daily talk. It also helps keep everyone accounted for if we ever go somewhere and decide to walk around by ourselves.” Jungkook said, holding his phone up.

“Sounds good to me. What's your number?” Namjoon asked her.

She paused, mid chew, and looked at him as if offended that he's asking her to speak while she's eating. He laughed and held the phone out to her, letting her type it in. She almost mimicked Jin as they both danced while eating.

“I think she is a lot like Jin-hyung. They both dance while eating and they eat! So! Much!” Jungkook said, confused.

Everyone's phones went off at the same time as Namjoon sent a message to the chat.

???: ROLL CALL! 📣 Namjoon!
???: annyeonghaseyo, jeoneun
bangtan sonyeondan
hwanggeum maknae jeon
jungkook imnida!

???: I'M JHOFF!

???: Hello! I'm Worldwide
Handsome. 😘

???: Jimin!

???: Main Daegu boy!

???: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
I WAS BORN FIRST!

Yeon Mee: Worldwide
beautiful! 🌏

???: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Yeon Mee:

She added the names to the numbers, accordingly, laughing in the process

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She added the names to the numbers, accordingly, laughing in the process. Jungkook was whining over the meme she sent only for her to send another one.

Yeon Mee:

“This might have been a mistake, adding her to the group

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“This might have been a mistake, adding her to the group.” Yoongi said, looking back and forth between the maknae and the new girl.

She stared down Yoongi and without making a single expression, everyone's phone went off again.

Yeon Mee:

Jungkook fell over, laughing as Yoongi sighed and put his phone on silent

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Jungkook fell over, laughing as Yoongi sighed and put his phone on silent. Everyone was thinking the same thing at this moment.

“She's going to fit right in.”

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