this super hot guy keeps snapping me and i act weird around him skskskskskks
broooooooooo he has the same name as my ex n i feel like it's awkward lmao. and like bro he called me coote the other day and i was like "pftttt i'm shreks twin" lmaoooooo
so ye
and i have a rant.
CHIPOTLE WILL GIVE US ALL CANCER OK. so like my first time eating chipotle was when i was like seven. so me n my older sister had to share a burrito bc they r big ;) hehehe. and so like all i wanted was JUST BEANZ N CHEEZE oKAY BRO. then my sister was like "i wAnT sAucE i wAnT mAyo" and all this crap. bUT SHE FORGOT TO SAY HALF likE hAlF OF THE BURRITO NEEDS BEANZ N CHEEZE. my aunt forced us to eat it bc we were wasting her money blah blah. i made the bad choice of getting dr pepper. i was thinking i'm ab to die in this hell hole. after this we went to baby's r us and to my surprise i was ab to puke everything back up n it was terrible. we spent 30 minutes trying to find a dANG RESTROOM before we acTUALLY DECIDE TO ASK SOMEONE! so i'm going to put this on reddit so all chipotles will be removed from the whole world.
it's been ab like eight or nine years. i haven't been inside a chipotle since. #scarredforlyfe #stopabusingcowboys #chipotleisoverparty
#peaceout
