It's a lovely afternoon when Ken decides to hoe around with her friend Kim Taehyung, they're just peacefully making out under a tree when Baekhyun spots them and he isn't happy.
"Annyeonghaseyo!" He yells angry before jumping on the pair. Ken shrieks and goes to hide behind a bush while Baekhyung beats Taehyung to a pulp.
Suddenly Ken gets a call from her best bitch, Sophie,
"Bitch!" she yells and Ken cringes bc damn her voice is squeaky.
"Did you eat marmalade Sophie." She asks just to be sure."
"Shut the fuck UP bitch you always ask dumb questions," Sophie has her roast moment before she says, "the hell Kermit is giving birth!!! Bitch help me!!"
"Where is Brie?!" Ken screams in horror as she watches Baekhyun kick Taehyung in the dick.
"Ugh- she's having sex with Jungkook on the bed." Suddenly Ken hears moaning from Sophies end,
"Omg?! Are you in the same room as them?!"
"Yeah and Kermit is on the floor."
"Wth! I'm on my way," Ken ends the phone call. She stands up. Baekhyung is currently getting beat up by Taehyung and she winces, but. Kermit is more important and he can't wait!
Before leaving she grabs her gun and fires a few shots making Taehyung die. Kermit is about to be a mom
