Wrong Number but I still am gonna take it. ( REWRITE )

Chapter 5

Finally after that entire ordeal, Izuku was finally able to get ahold of Kacchan and texted him. Finally he came over to fix the robot.

Izuku turns on the robot since he had to force shut down earlier, immediately it started whirring like crazy and moving and they had to tape it up the wall.

"What the hell did you do to him?" Katsuki asked, amazed and irritated at the same time as he watched the robot struggle to get out of his sticky prison.

"I-I don't know... there was uh, this guy that I was talking to in the phone, he said something to him and then he started whirring like crazy!"

Katsuki nodded.

"Show me the code that you did."

Izuku opened his laptop and opened the file backup of the code he made, Katsuki blankly stared at it and then to Izuku.

"Deku. The guideline for the code I sent you only needs like 3 pages of coding."

"Um, yeah?"

"This single file that you send me has 30."

"Oh um, cool?"

"..."

"Okay I may have gotten a bit overboard, you know he can stick his tongue out and even get thirsty and hungry and ask for food! And if you feed him something he's able to know every single type of ingredient there is in there! He can even detect some dru-"

"Deku. We're supposed to build a robot that can walk. That's literally all Aizawa-sensei was asking for."

"I mean... yeah but extra effort in doing something isn't always bad, you know?"

"...You call this just extra effort?"

"It was really fun to do and it's not like I didn't want to do it." Katsuki sighed.

"You know, as much as I'm amazed by what you did to the little shit, you do realize that there's no way to help him unless we scrap it and redo all the code again, right?"

"Eh? But...But Kacchan, I spent so much time on him!" Izuku whines, taking the bot out of the sticky prison and although it struggled in his arms, he was able to hold it.

"Look at him Kacchan, he just wants love!"

"How the hell does this thing want any kind of love?! Give it to me!" Katsuki snarls, taking it away from his arms and looking at him, it locked eyes with him for a moment before it calmed down.

"...Father?"

"Oh hell no we're scrapping the shit out of you-"

"Kacchan no! He called you father! We can't scrap him now!"

"Hell if I care! I don't want him! We're scrapping-" Izuku abruptly took the robot from him before slapping him hard.

"What the fuck?!"

"I don't care if you don't like Katchuki Junior, I'm taking care of him!"

"What the fuck?! Hell no! Don't call him that!"

"It's fine Katchuki Junior, come on I'll get you some clothes-"

"Hey stop ignoring me you shitty Deku!"

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Katsuki glared at Izuku as he chose between which baby clothes he should buy for Katchuki, he's currently torn between the rabbit onesie and the tiger onesie. Suddenly the robot comes up to him, tugging his pants, he looked down and gasped.

"Mom, I want this, can I have this?" He said, holding up a large All Might themed t-shirt.

"Oh my god we're totally getting you that."

"Ugh Deku, seriously? You got him to call you mom? He's just a robot and his emotions are faked, can't you just change his code-" Katsuki yelps when Izuku slaps him hard again.

"Kacchan, how dare you say those kinds of words infront of your son! Have some respect, he looks up to you, you know? And his emotions are very much real, you meanie." Izuku huffs, turning away from him, his arms crossed before he smiled to the little robot that was still looking up to him.

"Is dad mad at mom?"

"Don't worry about it sweetie. Daddy is just kinda stupid." Izuku says with a smile, picking up the robot and putting him on the shopping cart which already had some other clothes along with the onesie. While he's almost done checking the stuff out Katsuki suddenly came to the other cash register, placing down a toy that Katchuki was asking for earlier but he refused. Izuku gasped.

"Kacchan!"

"Shut up. It's only so you won't hate my stupid ass." Katsuki mutters, taking out his wallet and paying for the toy.

"Aww Kacchan, it's fine, I forgive you! But you have to apologize to Katchuki yourself!"

"Stop calling him by that name!"

Katsuki angrily took Izuku's bags from him, shoving the toy in while Izuku held Katchuki instead.

They left the store to go back to Izuku's apartment until Izuku's phone buzzed. Gently putting Katchuki down for a moment and telling him to stay, he took out his phone and looked at the message.

I already sent the money in your account. I expect his full information on Sat, meeting place is like we planned. Don't make me wait for too long. If you're 5 minutes late I'll assume that you're backing off and I'll hunt you down.

Izuku stares at it blankly.

???

... oh.

Wrong number, don't mind me. It has nothing to do with you. Don't worry about it.

"Hey who are you texting?" Katsuki asks, leaning over his shoulder, "Looks like a stalker. Stop talking to him."

"Eh? But he said it has nothing to do with me..."

"Doesn't mean it's good to befriend someone like that, seriously Deku. Delete his number or I'll do it myself." He says with a gruff, Izuku pouts.

"He seems like a really good guy though..."

"Too bad for you he ain't, seriously delete his number." Izuku nods, quickly deleting the number off from his contacts.

"Mhm, Kacchan's always looking out for me, isn't he?"

"Cause you'll die within a week if I leave you alone." He huffs.

"Hey hey, Kacchan, since I'm Katchuki's mom, and you're his dad, doesn't that mean that we're husband and wife?"

"S-Shut up..."

"Hehe..Kacchan's so cute when he's blushing!"

"I said shut up!"