Friendzoned [Lashton AU]

Chapter 1

[Luke's POV]

"Thanks again Mrs. Rose," I exclaimed, grabbing my skateboard from the side of the shop and hopped on it, making my way to Ashton's house with a grin. I didn't use a helmet, I rarely ever do, and I let the breeze flow through my graphic bro tanktop. I had a beanie on, not caring if it was summer, they look good on me.

I skated down the sidewalk all the way to mine and Ashton's neighborhood. We knew our way around town and almost everyone knew each other. It's like what you see in the movies, but not everyone likes everyone.

When I got to our street, I skated up their driveway and kicked to board, catching it and went into their garage, leaning it against the wall then walked inside. We never really knock on each other's front doors, unless we don't see that we're home and then we do.

Right as I walked in I was tackled in a hug and stumbled back, chuckling,"Hello Ms. Irwin."

"Luke, my second son-"

"Third."

"Third son, I have missed you so much. Even though you come by every day. Ashton is in the play room, enjoy yourselves!" She exclaimed, motioning me to the game room which was down the hall from the living room and kitchen.

I nodded, giving her a small smile. She was always a bit crazy, but that's what makes her Ms.Irwin and she can have her serious moments like when I fell out of a tree and almost broke my leg. Ashton was sobbing, not know what to do since we were 7, and she heard us and took care of everything.

As I entered the play room, I saw Ashton playing Mario Kart while having his tongue stick out slightly and eyes concentrating on the screen intently. He turned his body even though it doesn't help and cursed under his breath when he lost.

I smirked, jumping on him and he shrieked in surprise, breath leaving him from my weight and groaned while turned to face me with a glare,"Don't do that, Robert!"

"Sure, Fletcher," I teased, knowing he hates his middle name. I tried telling him it's better than Robert, however he never believes me and insists that it's dorky. I think it's kind of cool, but he's Ashton meaning he's also stubborn.

Ashton pushed me off him, huffing and sat up,"Whatever. So, what brings you here besides my amazing self and my mum's food?"

Realization hit me and I exclaimed,"I got a job!"

"How the hell did you get a job before me? You're lazier ! I bet you seduced the boss, didn't you?" He asked in suspicion, eyeing me curiously.

I scoffed, saying sarcastically,"Yeah, I seduced that 85 year old, married lady with horrible eyesight and fake teeth by telling her my D size and saying she can suck my lollipop whenever she wanted."

Ashton bursted out laughing, leaning on me for support and said in amusement,"Did you really say she can suck your lollipop?"

"No, you idiot!" I rolled my eyes, then smirked,"Remember when we were in year 2 and we didn't know what a blowjob was and thought it was like a blowpop so you asked Mrs. Hampshire for a blowjob?!"

A blushed formed on his cheeks, which is rare, and he smacked my arm,"Don't bring that up, Lukey. It was so embarrassing!"

"It was hilarious," I retorted, remembering that he was sent to the principals office, crying about how he just wanted a blowjob and really meant a lollipop. He didn't get in trouble, only being 7 years old and innocent.

He glared at me,"Shut up, Mr. IOnlyKissed3Girls and one was cause of truth or dare!" I shut up immediately, and he grinned triumphantly,"Now, back to the job. How did you get it and where is it at? I bet it's at a strip bar."