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"Goddamn women, are you ready yet?!" Your oh-so-loveable mothe- boyfriend yelled to you from down the stairs.
"Almost! Dont rush me!" You yelled back as you finished doing what ever the hell you where doing. Yun grumpled to himself and plopped down on the couch, crossing his arms.
A few minutes later you came bounding down the stairs happily swinging your mini backpack.
"Finally, Jesus." Yun mumbled before leaving the house with you skipping behind him.
You see, today was your birthday and instead of getting something for you, he decided to take you to the mall so you could get things for yourself. Which he now deeply regretted.
"Yun! Look!" You gasped, bolting over to an area that was crowded with people.
"OI! Wait!" Yun shouted sprinting after you. Once he made it to you, he was bent over gasping for air."Jesus I need to get in shape," he mumbled under his breath. Yun brought his head up to see what the commotion was all about. His curiosity soon turned in frustration as he realized that you bolted half way across the mall for a mutt.
You squealed as you played with the dog and the rest of the puppies. As Yun closer approached he noticed a banner hanging from the ceiling. They where having a dog adoption day. Yun rolled his eyes, complaining under his breath about how they could have picked any other day to come here.
Yun finally was stood next to you as you played with the puppy.
"Y/N, we have to go, at this rate we will be here all day," Yun said in a bored tone, crossing his arms.
"Oh come on Yun! Look at this guy," you said, holding the dog up to Yuns face. He did have to admit, the fluff ball looked cuter up close. He was about to compliment the thing, went it licked the entire side of his face. Yun squealed in disgust and stumbled backwards, desperately wiping the saliva off his face with his sleeve.
"Great, now I smell like dog," Yun huffed, still trying to get to dog slobber off his face.
"Hey Yun?" You asked sweetly. He looked at you curiously.
"Can we- No," Yun interrupted, "there is no way in hell that thing is coming home with us." Yun stated. You jutted your bottom lip out, and gave him your best puppy dog eyes.
"You look constipated, stop it," Yun said plainly.
"How rude!" You huffed, "fine, we'll find a different present for me." You said emphasizing the 'me' and putting the dog down. With one last pat to its head, you forced yourself to turn away from him and go along.
You and Yun went to almost all the stores in the mall picking out stuff that you liked. Eventually the day came to an end, and you guys headed back home.
As you guys pulled to the house, you quickly grabbed your backpack and walked inside with some bags. Yun grabbed the rest of the stuff and you both headed inside. You practically bulldozed your way to your guy's room and shut the door.
Yun narrowed his eyes in distrust. 'What is that girl up to?' He set the stuff down, and walked up stairs. He tried to open the door handle but you locked it.
"Y/N what are you doing? Unlock the door," Yun demanded, harshly knocking.
"Okay, one sec!" You yelled back. He heard a lot of rustling and a large thump, before you opened the door slightly only showing part of your body, and none of the room.
"What are you doing?"
"Oh, nothing," you stated in false innocents.
"Yeah right, what are you hiding?" Yun demanded.
"Nothing! Honestly, I am offended that you would think I would hide anything from-" you where cut off by a loud bark. You felt the blood drain from your face. Yuns face also went pale.
"Move," Yun said in a stern voice.
You couldn't even protest before Yun quite literally moved you out of the way. He was obviously stronger than he looks.
Yun and dog, whom was sat on your bed, where having a staring contest. Neither blinked, nor made a sound.
Yun slowly turned to look at you.
"Y/N," Yun said calmly, "What. The. Hell. Is this." His calm voice had a malicious undertone.
"Well mother," you stard matter of factly, "that is a dog." Yuns face slowly morphed into a pissed one. Not mad, pissed.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO," Yun fumed.
"Well you technically did, but its my birthday so I did it always," you stated happily, playing with your new dog.
Yun was shaking out of rage. When he stopped and went pale again.
"YOU DIDNT EVEN BUY HIM," Yun yelled in distress.
You stopped petting the dog, seeming to be thinking the same thing.
You shrugged, "oh well."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'OH WELL', YOU CANT JUST STEAL A DOG!" Yun yelled, pacing the room.
It was silent for a few moments before you finally spoke.
"I named him Steve," you stated 'matter of factly".
"I'll kill you!" Yun seethed.
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~bye
Kit~
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Yona Of the Dawn one shots
FanfictionBasically in the title just a bunch of random one shots about Yona Of the Dawn. Also this will be fluffy. And I will not be making lemons you nasty sinners. Also I take requests so don't be afraid to ask, as long as they aren't lemons. I do NOT ow...