she-weasel: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS IF HE KISSES ME OR NOT, YOU GIT!
draco_potter: he gon' find another boy(me) and he won't miss ya
she-weasel: w-wha- harry wouldn't leave me for you! he- he's not..
draco_potter: he gon' skrtt and hit the dab like wiz khalifa (that's a muggle)
she-weasel: malfoy, is this some prank?! what does that even mean?!
draco_potter: harry asked me to break up with you for him. this is a muggle song that granger told me about. pottah said he still wants to be friends and that he just didn't love you anymore.
she-weasel: w-what?!
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draco_potter: salutations, she-weasel! potter and I are very happy.
BONUS!
she-weasel: wait a minute, i still have questions!
she-weasel: malfoy!
she-weasel: MALFOY!
draco_potter: just because my boyfriend and his insufferable gryffindor trio tolerate you, does not mean i should feel the sudden obligation to do so, ginny. also, read the username, hun. you should get used to calling off potter's name. adiou~
ginny: wait!
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HEWWWO UWU! Author here. thanks for reading! i legit have no explanation as to why they have messaging or phones at hogwarts, leave me be. this was inspired by a tiktok video honestly. here's a link:
http://vm.tiktok.com/JcR6So/
I'll post it on my message board if you dont wanna type it uwu. i dont know if the cosplay inspired me or the audio, but I'll go with both. oh, also the art isn't mine. i don't know actually, oof. i changed the name from she-weasel to ginny because i though draco was being just an actual dick, plus, fucking character development dude.
