As this is an anonymous (ideally) collection of stories and happenings in my life, I figure you should know some stuff about me. Holla, holla! My name is Aspen, I'm 19 and I am a dancer. I also work at Trader Joe's. I make roughly $80,000 a year and live in the US. I have an apartment that I share with my sweet little calico kitten and for the past year I've been living ultimately a double life. In the daytime I sell organic groceries to people who work in banks and office buildings and hate their lives and at night I slip on my 8 inch heels and sucker money out of lonely men who for the most part, worship the ground I walk on. Excluding the actual assholes who are so lonely and insecure that they make your life a living hell for a minute or two. In relative terms that quote from wolf of wall street "I have been a rich man and a poor man and I choose rich every time." Completely explains where I'm at with all of this. I come from humble beginnings and although I work my ass off and exhaust myself to the point of actual mental breakdowns like 3 times a week, I choose this life every time. It's more glamorous and addicting than anything I could have ever imagined but it comes with realities that most people have never encountered or ever will. So thank your lucky stars I'm here to tell you all about it, such a typical edgy Virgo. I think I'll most likely tell you how I got into all of this next time I write. Sooo tune in next time for my baby stripper* tales.
Xo, Aspen
*baby stripper: girls who've just started dancing, public enemy #1 for girls who've worked at the club for awhile. Everyone. Loves. New girls. Guys love new girls. Fresh meat man, fresh meat.
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HumorI guess you could call this a memoir. Mostly it's just a spot for me to vent about my life which has consisted of choices that have taught me what it is to change your life and possibly ruin it all at the same time. So If you're into strippers, suga...
