Fool's Guide To Wattpad

Bookgasms

OK.

SO I've tried everything on Wattpad.

I've written smutty fanfiction, pretentious poetry and a ridiculous trainwreck of a romance novel.

But for some reason the only thing people want to read on Wattpad is about sexy vampires, misogynistic bad boys,and trashy imagines about a certain Korean Kpop group.

I'm not particularly good at writing at any of those things (or writing in General) so I have decided to officially give up.

Yep, that's it,

No more obsessively checking how many reads I've gotten (1, thanks mom) voting on my own stories, and spending hours creating gorgeous covers no one cares about.

The only covers that seem to be successful on Wattpad are the ones with boobs, draco Malfoy, Jimin, and abs.

Lots, and lots of abs.

I'm done with wattpad, I've had enough of reading the same  boring fanficrion by the same boring people, with the same boring characters and the same boring mousy Brown hair and the same b-okay you get my drift?

Okay fine, I admit I've read some good stories every now and then. Stories which DONT revolve around one dimensional characters with blue-green-gold-black-yellow-brown-hazel-pink-purple eyes-I mean orbs which are like the sunset slowly melting into the tropical sea.

Stories which have flawed characters, amazing world building and description that gives me literal bookgasms-is that a thing?-well I guess it is now.

But the Wattpad is a difficult world (one I just don't have the patience or curiosity to navigate anymore) so this is well my inheritance to you all. And to quote superman

"With great power comes great responsibility"