Big discovery! Incredible news!
You might not believe in this,
My words will confuse:
There is life on Earth, it seems!
Rumour has it there are some wars
Disputes of lands and power, I think.
I bet you won’t see that in Mars,
Only in Earth, let that sink.
On Earth, they have a drink called Coke
And the family enjoys it as they dine
But they say on Earth people also enjoy a coke
Of a slightly different kind
You can see a man running for president
And you see a man running from the police
One of them committed a crime, so arrogant
But I bet you can’t tell which one it is.
From an early age, children are in school
Where they learn they learn about life:
“You are not good enough; you are a tool”
In a few years, they’re ready to grab the knife.
Speaking of education
It is not for everyone
Why would they give the nation
The skills to elect the right one?
They sell substances to ease their pain
And substances to kill others
Because on Earth, to kill a man
Is as easy as to step on flowers
But yes, my friends, there is life on Earth,
Even though it seems it lacks intelligence,
They are all very smart; I guarantee for all it’s worth
That their only sin is the negligence.