So I was on Pinterest one day and I found a bunch of fan art for a Heathers and My Hero Academia crossover. Images not mine. Credit goes to the owner (http://iggiesca-asdy.tumblr.com/post/164915139214/heathers-the-musical-performed-by-class-1-a).
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The day before I met Todoroki, I was invited to a party at Aoyama's house. Knowing him, it wasn't going to be a pg. party. Trust me. Ask anyone in this hellish place. There must be at least a thousand horror stories. Ranging from drunk karaoke and beer pong to strippers and prostitutes. Aoyama's parties were a parent's worst nightmare. I don't want to go to this party. But I must. I must go because I tricked Uraraka into thinking she was invited. I knew the letter was bullshit. Iida knew the letter was bullshit. But Uraraka didn't. She didn't know. And she was going to go to the party. She was going to be humiliated. I must stop her. She can't get humiliated.
I showed up at the party five minutes late, but nobody noticed. Everyone was drunk silly. Aoyama and Sero were yelling at each other. Aoyama was on one table and Sero was on the other table. It sounded like they were shouting instructions for everyone at the party. Holly hell they're drunk.
Aoyama: Dad says, "Act our age." You heard the man, it's time to rage!
Sero: Blast the bass, turn out the light. Ain't nobody home tonight!
Aoyama: Drink, smoke, it's all cool. Let's get naked in my pool!
Sero: Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight! His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head.
Aoyama: Let's rub each other's backs. While watching porn on Cinemax!
Finally, after five minutes of this bs, I was snatched by the Heathers. They dragged me to one of the many tables lining the wall. "When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet, it's big fun! Big fun!" Aoyama walked to the table with a giant bottle of tequila. I saw him pour the tequila in multiple shot glasses. I was confused on what to do so I watch Kirishima. She licked salt off her hand and took a shot of tequila. Then she took a bite of lime.
Midoriya: Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?
Kaminari: No, it's salt, and then...
Bakugou: You're doing it wrong!
Midoriya: Really? Cause I feel great!
I thought I saw stars. I felt awesome. I don't care if I did the tequila shot wrong. I still think the tequila had a positive effect on me. By this point, the Heathers left the table. Right then Shinsou walked by the table. He was clearly drunk. He smiled at me and said, "Midoriya, you are looking good tonight!" Whoa! A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery! Then again everyone's high as a kite. I joined Shinsou and his friends at a table. Stoned. Zoned. I should quit..., "Hey is that weed? I want a hit!" Shinsou handed me a joint. "Fill that joint and roll it tight." Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live-Aid!
Aoyama: Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
Sero: Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
Kirishima: Way to show maturity!
Right then Aoyama jumped next to Kirishima. He was way too drunk. He grabbed Kirishima's left breast and squeezed. Right after he did that Kirishima shouted, "Quit it jackass, get off of me!" To get him off her I shouted, "Yo! Ram! Emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!" Now let's get one thing strait. Ram HATES freshmen. He hates them with every bone in his body.
Aoyama: I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...
Midoirya: Hey, are you okay?
Kirishima: I didn't need your help.
Midoriya: Aw, thanks Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now.
Dear lord. Now I'm the one who is way too drunk. After Aoyama jumped outside to chaise the imaginary freshmen, Sero shouted at me. "You need a jello shot!"
Bakugou: Uraraka, in the flesh.
Kirishima: Here comes the Cootie Squad. We should...
Bakugou: SHUT UP KIRISHIMA!
Kirishima: Sorry Bakugou!
Kaminari: Look who's with her - oh, my God!
I saw Uraraka so I went up to greet her.
Midoriya: I can't believe you actually came.
Uraraka: It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Aoyama. I brought sparkling cider.
Bakugou: Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.
Kirishima: Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout.
Around the same time Uraraka showed up, Aoyama got back from freshmen hunting.
Aoyama: Where the hell are those freshmen?
Fuck.
Uraraka: Hi, Aoyama. I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note...
Aoyama: What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal. *sips cider*There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
I couldn't watch it anymore. I ran out of the house with Bakugou on my heels. "Where the hell are you going? I give you an opportunity and you skip out on it! Go on then! Don't come back. On Monday you're dead! Dead!"
