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Blue: Can't help feeling we could've had it....
All the other Sanses:  ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nightmare gave them drugs from the last chapter)
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Dust flicks the light switch and the light doesn't come on
Dust: CROSS YA DIDN'T PAY THE FUC*ING POWER BILL?! Are you seriou-?
Nightmare strums his gutair strings
Nightmare: 🎶When your lights don't work like they used to before~🎶 ;)
Dust: Nightmare shut the fu*k up!

(Night's new song xD)
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Killer: Are you sure that's gonna work?
Nightmare: Of course
Killer walks to Dream
Killer: j'ai un petit canard (I have a small di*k)
Dream starts laughing
Killer: WUT DA FAQ NIGHTMARE?!?!(╬ಠ益ಠ)
Nightmare starts running away
Nightmare: YEET GTG FAST ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(It's true-- (Nightmare's ded))
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Error: 🎶0H i thInK tH@t i FoUnd mYs3lF a sTaAaBh0Rs3!🎶
Error points at Ink dancing in the living room with an ice cream on his head
Error: h0W dId y0u g3t iNt0 mY h0Us3??? ( ̄□ ̄;)!!

(Ink is secretly a unicorn)
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Cross: There's no such thing as ghost >:V
Phantom!Papyrus appears at the other end of the hallway
Phantom!Papyrus: I just want mah plushies....
Cross: Ok that's a ghost :V
Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
Nightmare jumps into Cross's arms

( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
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Ink: Yo do you have paper towels?
Dream: Yeah right up there *pointing at the top cabnit*
Ink looks up and sees the paper towels and reaches out.
Paper towels hit Ink's head
Ink: -9999

(PLEASE STAND BY)
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Nightmare: Calling people 'senpai' is gross =_=
(Nah he likes it)
Cross: Stawp kinkshaming me! :V
Nightmare: Kinkshaming IS mAh kiNk ಠ0ಠ
Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

(PLEASE STAND BY)
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Storyshift!Chara: Quiet gurls be like.....
Storyshift!Chara starts poking a Female!Error
Female!Error: Stawp touching me...
Female!Error: Stawp touching me. >-<
Female!Error: Stawp touching me!
Storyshift!Chara keeps on poking Female!Error and Female!Error starts pushing Storyshift!Chara
Female!Error: STAWP TOUCHIN' ME! >:U STAWP TOUCHING ME!

(PLEASE STAND BY)
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Error: CaN i SL3Ep h3rE t0nIghT?
Ink: Sure, but I talk in my sleep
Error: SuR3 tH@t'S c0oL
Later that night....
Ink: *SNORE* The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multi--
Error E.X.E crashed

(The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues/ The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 second. Line up at the start. The running speed
starts slowly, but gets faster each minute. After you hear this signal.[beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.[ding] Remember the second time your fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On you mark, get ready, start. (yw))
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Cross holding Nightmare dolls
Cross: Senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai
Horror: Cross, go put those dolls back!
Cross: You can't make me do ANYTHING ಥwಥ
Cross goes away (yeet, I'm out)

(hE nEEds hiS dOlls)
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Cross: Ugh, I have no friends.... ಥ_ಥ
Ink: AHEAM (ಠ益ಠ)
Ink: Bi*ch what am I?? A roach?? (ಠ益ಠ)
Cross facepalms

(PLEASE STAND BY)
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Cross!Chara: Everybody has a gay cousin
Cross: Bish I don't have a gay cousin :V
Cross!Chara: =_____________= (boi)
Cross: Wait.... Oh! Sh*t I am the gay... o0o
Cross!Chara facepalms
Cross: Oooh mag gaawd (/o0o\)

(But he's fabulous)
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Nightmare: Look! Survivors.... ouo
Cross sees Shattered!Dream
Cross: Ooh he's kinda cute...
Nightmare: O_o;
Nightmare shoots Shattered!Dream
Nightmare: WHOOPS!

(It's kill or be killed)
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I've picked on Nightmare too much on this chapter so next chapter. I'm doing Error.

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