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Tests (Analogical)

(This story is gonna have two different endings. One smut ending and one fluff ending. Warning!: this is the smut ending. Next oneshot will be fluff ending!) (Logan's POV to start)

    Test one: Patton
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  I gathered together different writing utensils and field journals. I was planning a series of tests to use on the other Faucets of Thomas's mind and myself of course.

   For the next couple days, I will be studying how Thomas is affected when his personalities drink alcohol and what will happen to him when they are fully intoxicated.

    I have decided to test Patton first, him being the most emotional side of us. I am curious to see how he will act when intoxicated and how it will affect our host.

    I grab a small, blue cooler that contained several beers and made my way to the father-figure's room. I had spoken to the other sides about this matter and they all agreed upon partaking in my experiments.

   I knocked firmly on Patton's door, waiting for him to awnser his baby blue door. Patton swung the door open, his signature wide grin on his face. "Come on in Lo!" He said happily, before skipping away from the door, more into his room.

   I followed slowly, setting my things down on his bed. "Alright Patton, the beers are in this coolor" I gestured to my blue cooler. "Drink until you are feeling hazy minded and loopy. I will be taking notes." Patton just nodded, pulling a can from the cooler. 

   Soon Patton showed many signs of intoxication. The wobbly step, the occasional hiccup and... The emotions.
Patton laid on the floor, face down as he sobbed into his arms.

   "I-i j-just *hic* dont kn-know anymore!" Patton cried. "Patton, dogs have the tendency to be cute, there is not a need to know why." I said, very annoyed. He had been crying about how he did not know why dogs were so adorable.

   He soon cried himself to sleep, laying in a mess of tears and blankets on the floor. "Ugh... Emotions, the bane of my existence" I murmured before exiting Morality's room.

   I sunk down and appeared in Thomas's living room. Thomas looked just as emotional as Patton did. I quickly wrote down notes and sunk back down to my room.

     Test two: Roman
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   I was not looking forward to this. Roman can be over-dramatic and after seeing how Morality acted, I am not excited for this.

   I knocked upon Roman's door, once again, carrying my blue cooler and journals. Roman opened the door. "Let us get this over with calculator watch. I've had a trying day and I would like to see how alcohol would help!" He opened the door more to let me in.

    I walked in and carefully sat down my things. Roman shut the door and took a seat on his bed. "The beers are in this cooler. Drink until intoxicated and I will keep an eye on you until you either pass out or become sober." I explained as Roman pulled out one of the beers.

    Soon enough, Roman was quite drunk. He had drunken much more than Morality did and he was visibly swaying where he sat. His face was bright red.

   "You know Logan... You're quite *hic* hot now that I *hic* think about it~" Roman said in a seductive manner. "No! Roman back away!" I yelled as Roman slowly stood from his bed and made his way towards me. 'I should have expected this from Thomas's romantic side!' I thought as I quickly jolted down things in my journal as I ran away from Roman.

   Roman tripped over a crown that lay on the floor by the couch, amd toppled over the back of the couch and onto the cushions. I took my chance and bolted out of the room, locking it on the way out. After the door was closed, I sighed with relief before taking a few more notes.