Bumbi -the tale of the emo giraffe- One morning, there was great torture in the forest, umper was spreading the plague of ears. buthumper told everyone about a new satan who had just been spawned. The younge satan was a piece of work named () the spawn of death himself the great mistake. "I am the plague bringer" hooted buthnutūmpeter. () killed it without second thought. () began killing and wrapping everything in sight as it was part spider. "Yes." He shrieked, the deathening sound showered the land in destruction. It was a new sacrifice To the devil. The bloody healhole they call the forest was filled with corpses hung by there heads. And mother quail had died. "Hiya Bambi!" Said fifty shades of grey.
"I'm bunpin that's why they call you thumper. "I want you to Kermit sluerslide". Bumper begged for forgiveness.
"Come now, young child, You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, b uthnulmpertentesret." Bambi and uthemprestreistremti killed more then the lich could imagine. The end.I hope you enjoy my fan fiction I put my heart into it. Any hate will be deleted so please don't flame @ me