arie made me do it okay-

oh god oh fuck

so one day markus (i forgot to mention this is some dbh shit) was painting dicks or whatever for aNaToMy pUrPoSeS and then his boyfriend connor waltZeS into the room like "oh cool" but he's never fuckin seen paint in his life despite being a goddamn android with "infinite intelligence" or some shit (quoted by that one toe named elidbwkif kanskiwidjw) so connor's like "hey man what's that" to markus is like "oh that? they're dicks or something i don't even know" and connor is all "no that" and points at the little pallet thing markus has cause that's what painters do right- but anyway markus is like "this is paint you dumbass" and since connor is a shithead he decides he's just gonna be his android self and analyze the paint so slURP SLURP HOE which makes markus like "okay dude what the fuck" and connor's like "okay brb gonna go die" and slowly walks out of the room

but markus doesn't do shit cause it just took him like an hour to mix those colors to the perfect shade and his boyfriend just fucking ate the paint and now he has to match the same colors which takes time

what the fuck have I done

Aje-escalante