Paylie...and how it started

The arm

*its the next day after the accident*
J) *starts to wake up off the anesthesia*
J) "woah where- where am i?"
P) "ur in the hospital...heard u were in a pretty bad hit and run"
J) "WTF??!!!"
J) "why tf is patrick fucking subiate here with me in the hospital??!"
P) "u know i can hear u right?"
J) "oh shit, right"
P) *laughs with his head down and hand in his pockets*
*jenna starts to realize patrick only has one arm*
J) "what the fuck happened to ur arm??"
P) *points at jennas arms under the covers*
P) "who do u think gave u the arm *wink*
J)* sees her arm now replaced with a slightly tanner arm*
J) "i wonder if i could say the n-word?"
P) "..."
J) "..."
* patrick suddenly starts to play freaky friday music*
J) "okay wtf this has to be a dream"
P) "i know uve been pretty uhh...bored in here huh?"
J) " i- i- i guess"
*patrick suddenly starts to get sister seductive*
J) "uhmmmm"
P) "shhhhh...just watch babe"
* patrick starts to strip in the hospital room as freaky friday plays in the back*
*jenna stays completely shook as patrick starts taking it all off*
P) " WONDER IF I COULD SAY THE Q-WORD-"
J) " oh n-
P) "WHAT UP MY QUEEN"
J) *wtf*
P) "YOU PUSSY ASS QUEEN...MAN FUCK YALL QUEENS..CUZ IM THAT QUEEN"
J) "oh wow"
P) "IM THAT QUEEEEEEEEN"
*patrick rips off his pants revealing his gold tighty whiteys*
*patrick stands breathless*
*jenna stares in disbelief *
*patrick awkwardly grabs his belongings and waks out of the hospital*
J) " man ...do i have a story for the girls"