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[7am]

tae:
jungkook-ah

jk:
um excuse me is that a nickname?

tae:
i guess so. it sounds alright

jk:
CUTE 🥰

tae:
like u

jk:
ohhhh what sorta mood you in
because it's the morning and
you're being quite affectionate ;)

tae:
a good mood.

jk:
why's that hyung

tae:
i just got asked on a date

jk:
oh
jk:
by who?

tae:
a girl from uni

jk:
happy 4 u

tae:
i'm happy for myself lmao

jk:
surely it doesn't take much
to get a girl in your pants
jk:
lowkey the most handsome person
i've ever seen is you

tae:
handsome huh

jk:
yes daddy
{message not sent}
jk:
yeah

tae:
you should video call me.

jk:
only if you show me what's in
your pants ;)

tae:
you wish

jk:
or atleast ur abs or something

tae:
you're just assuming i have abs?

jk:
taehyung you have BIG
dick energy

tae:
doesn't mean i have abs

jk:
i'm sure my dick is bigger than
yours though

[name change; smol dick]

tae:
oh i disagree, small dick

SD:
you're rude
SD:
it's hot

tae:
okay then

SD:
show me your abs

tae:
still assuming i see

SD:
ShOw mE yoUr fRicking
aBs

tae:
why do you wanna see?

SD:
cause i wanna see if your big
dick energy is true

tae:
fine
tae:

SD:u-um i need a sec

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SD:
u-um i need a sec

tae:
for what?
{read 7:36}
tae:
hello?
{read 7:39}
tae:
jesus don't tell m-

SD:
back cutie

tae:
where did you go?

SD:
heaven.

[smol dick is offline]

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