Just roommates | Chandler Bing

The one with the blackout

"Oh great this is just great," Chandler exclaims from his place next to me in the ATM of the bank as the lights and doors seal shut. "Mmgmggm" Chandler exclaims hitting me on the arm and pointing toward a gorgeous woman standing in the corner.

"Oh wow it's a pretty woman ." I say hitting him on the arm mockingly.

"Hi mom , it's Jill," The young model said causing Chandler to basically spasm.

"You are right it's Jill , Oh my God I am trapped in a ATM with model Jill Goodacre!" Chandler exclaims whispering and panicking.

"Oh no I am fine mom , don't worry I'm not alone , I'm with ... Some guy and I think my old makeup artist." Jill  looks in shock towards me.

"Oh wow Jill?!" I question in shock moving towards her.

"I literally just told you that!" Chandler huffs not moving from his spot by the phone but instead watching me walk towards her.

"Oh wow hi , Charlottee right?" She asks hanging up on her phone.

"Yeah , I have done your makeup a few times for some of your shoots." I exclaim in excitement.

"Oh wow yeah , you are the one who told all the great story's - about my roommates yah." We say the last part at the same time laughing.

"Who is that." She asks gesturing to Chandler who was smiling like an absolute physco.

"Oh that's one of my roommates." I say waving back full of humour.

"Hey ummm Chandler do you want to um talk to someone." Jill asked? 

"Um Chandler ?" I asked after a few seconds of him gawping at us in shock. "Y'know what I'm going to just ring Monica." I say after a while and grab the phone Jill was offering.

"Hey um Mon? Yeah no I'm fine don't worry - yes Chandler is with me - um no I don't think he wants to-" I stop as Chandler rips the phone out of my hand and runs back to the other side of the bank.

"What are you talking about!" I exclaim as I hear Chandler all but mumble a load of gibberish out in a rush.

"IM trppd... In an ATMvstbl .. With jilGdbr." He kept muttering out completely ignoring the stares me and Jill were giving him. " Yeah like the thought never crossed my mind Joey!" He says causing me to roll my eyes and rip the phone out of his hand.

"Listen Joe, just make sure  you don't set fire to the apartment and I don't like the idea of what you were saying to Chandler." I say only for Joey to hang up and completely ignore me.

"Would you like some gum?" Jill asked Chandler after we finished a rather funny story she was telling me about her stalker.

"Um is it sugar free?" Chandler asks making me stare at him in confusion.

"Um no." Jill dead pans.

"Well um no thanks then." Chandler says smiling awkwardly again.

"What are you playing at!?" I whisper hiss dragging him away from the poor confused Jill and towards the phones.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Chandler says.

"You are totally into her but your making an actual fool out of yourself." I exclaim.

"What do you suggest I do then? You've never had this problem?" Chandler questions in disbelief.

"No funnily enough I haven't because I'm not as dim witted as you and I can actually uphold a conversation with a man. Listen all you have to do is be yourself , your smart , sarcasticly funny and gorgeous any girl will be lucky do go out with you. You have nothing to worry about , just talk to her and stop freezing up she will love you!" I say giving him a mini pep talk and smiling lovingly at him.

"Yeah Y'know what I think I will." He says patting my back and strutting over to her. "Actually you no what I can't ," he says running back towards me and bidding causing me to roll my eyes at his childish behaviour.