Fate Of Offenderman (Sequal To Fate Of A Rose)

Okay. sO.

WOOOOOOOOOO. It's 2019!!!!!!!!

And.......

I haven't updated this story..........

You all wanna kill me..............................

AND THATS OKAY!!!!!!!! Because I understand why you would wanna do so!!!!!! I'm an asshole. A major dillweed. Just know that I love every single one of you for sticking around and not giving up on this!!! This whole series is so very very precious to me...it's my most successful ones out of all my stories. (Although I wish my other ones would have a chance sksksksksksksksks) BUT I APPRECIATE ALL THE SUPPORT I GET FROM THIS STORY LIKE OOF— 💕

Jeff: sooooooo, when exactly are you updating anyway? I'm sure they'd "love" to know *eye rolls while crossing his arms*

*twitching* well, I was getting to that JEFFERY. . .*sighs* anywhoooooo~ I'll be updating sometime this week or the next week. That's a promise ^_^

Jeff: oh yeah, quote this guys. It's a "promise".

...Jeff..-

Jeff: it's a for sure thing. *snickers*

..jEfF..-

Jeff: you have suuuuuch a busy schedule author *says in a obvious sarcastic tone*

*as I was about to raise hell, a tentacle was put on my shoulder. I turn to see offender, grinning down at me with tenderness. Jeff was suddenly silent*

Jeff: ah- offender!! Hey buddyyyyyyy! Buddy ol paaaaaal. H-how's it..hangin? *obviously nervous*

Offender: *his attention was turned to the little pest, now showing his sharp teeth.* jeff, Jeff, Jeff..are you giving this lovely angel a hard time? *his voice was as smooth as silk, but his tone very intimidating*

Jeff: well I- ACK!— *his neck was gripped by a tentacle, tightly. He was chocking loudly.* I-I-I- was only...eh....f-fooling arou..nd..!

•_• hey hey hey! It's really okay! I think he gets the point! Please don't kill him..! *smiles nervously at the confused readers* ahhh..I have to make sure these two calm down. Until then!-

Jeff: *he coughs* see ya next year, readers...heheh...*he smirks widely*

. . . . . . . K I L L. H I M.