mocha caramel milk ALL THREE
And now, a coffee break...
-i'm mocha
-i'm caramel
-i'm milk
THEY CALL US COFFEE
-cause i grind so hard
-cause i'll keep you up all night
-cause no one likes me without changing a fundamental aspect of my personality..........
IT IS SAID THAT KALDI,
the ethiopian goatherder,
FIRST
discovered coffee when he saw his goats getting
REALLY REALLY HYPER
after eating little red berries
according to another legend, a man named omar was exiled from yemen to a desert cave. starving, he tried chewing berries from a nearby bush,
BUT THEY WERE BITTER
he roasted them,
BUT THEY JUST GOT HARDER.
finally, he boiled them! resulting in a delicious brown liquid that
RESTORED AND SUSTAINED HIM FOR DAYS!
The word "coffee" entered English language in 1582 via Dutch
KOFFIE,
borrowed from Turkish
KAHVE,
in turn borrowed from Arabic
QAHWA,
meaning 'wine of the bean', european christians called it
THE BITTER INVENTION OF SATAN
BUT WE CALL IT
my lifeline
my morning kiss
my Grande Quad Nonfat One-Pump No-Whip Mocha A quad means four shots of espresso
I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE
black
girl.... you know you put cream all up in that beverage
I do not
coffee is slightly acidic at 5.0 on the ph scale,
BUT A MAN'S BITTERSWEET LOVE TENDS TO BURN MORE THAN FRESHLY BREWED COFFEE SCORCHING YOUR TONGUE
some boys only want us for an all-nighter, then go get a new cup once morning comes–
TOSSING US AWAY LIKE STYROFOAM, NOT EVEN RECYCLING!!!!
what do you call a sad coffee?
DEPRESSO
no sugar, i'm sweet enough for me!
i like my men like I like my coffee
strong.... rich
chewed up and passed through the digestive system of a rainforest marsupial...i actually like tea
but any way you take your coffee:
HOT, COLD, FROZEN, OVERPRICED, RAW, BLACK EYE, FLAT WHITE, RED TUX, CHAI LATTE WITH A BUN ON THE SIDE REMEMBER BY ANY BEANS NECESSARY TO ADD A LITTLE LOVE BECAUSE THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS US.
