Spaghetti chowdown

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"Sans! Just apologize to Papyrus! I'm begging you!" I begged.
"No," Sans said and and took a bite out of his sandwich."Why don't you apologize? Then you can lettuce leave?" He smirked at his pun and I grumbled at it.

Papyrus on the other hand was staring at us on the far side of the restaurant with his arms crossed tightly. Alphys was sitting there writing something down in her notepad of thoughts.
"Papyrus," she said."W-Why did you invite me if you were-"
"Shh!" Papyrus whispered."I'm thinking of ways to get back at Sans for being mean. Yes I heard what he said about me. Doesn't think I can become a royal guard? Oh I'll show him."
"Tell me. What p-plans do you have?"
"Well there's:
•Throw him to a pack of hungry wolves
•Push him off a cliff
•Or make Undyne beat him up
How do those sound?"
"Uh." Just before Alphys could say anything,a waiter came to their table with a huge plate of wet noodles and a smiley face drawn on with ketchup.
"Mmm," Papyrus sighed."Spaghetti always makes me happy."
"Thats it!" Alphys screamed.
"What?"
"Sans hates your spaghetti right? Make him e-eat it. With extra wetness."
"I like it!"

Back at our table I was on my knees literally begging Sans to apologize.
"No," he said for maybe the 10th time. I stood up in desperation and thought up of a way to make him,but there was nothing."Hey can you pass the ketchup? Its on your side."
"How can you be thinking of ketchup at a time like this?!" I yelled. He shrugged and just climbed over the table and grabbed it himself.
"Let's see if you want ketchup now," I said and jumped on him going straight for the throat,trying to strangle the living daylights out of him. Papyrus and Alphys walked up to the table.
"Hello Sans. Hello girl I rarely know. How's lunch?" he asked.
"Not now Papyrus," I said."I'm busy picking on a bone here that got caught in my throat."
Sans tried to laugh,but it just came out in gurgles.
"Don't worry strange looking girl. I have a better idea."
"What?"
"Spaghetti!!!!!"
I smiled then looked at Sans.
"Oh no...." he said and I placed him in one of those big baby chairs. Papyrus disappeared for a few seconds and came back with a 2 feet deep bowl with nauseating wet noodles and ketchup all over it topped off with one small meatball in the middle.

I twisted a fork into the mushy mess and showed it to Sans.
"Come on little Sans. Open the tunnel!" I said and tried to put it in his mouth.
"No!" he said and struggled out of the chair,holding his mouth tightly closed.
"Apologize,then you don't have to eat this."
He shook his head.
"Very well," I said and quickly shoved the fork in his mouth. For a few seconds it was quiet,then the stuff oozed out of the sides of his mouth and he turned a slight green."Aww! Want some more?"
"No! No! No!!!! I'm sorry Papyrus!! Okay?! Don't make me eat the wet noodles! Pweeeease!!!!" he cried and started literally crying. He actually looked like an oversized baby in the chair.
"Papyrus? Do you accept?" I asked.
"I accept his apology," he said and clipped Sans out of the chair."You are free to go brother." But Sans just sat there crying.
"Sans. You can go now. Stop crying," I whispered and only then did I realize we were still in the restaurant. Everyone stared from all corners of the room. But Sans didn't even stop a little."Papyrus,plan B. Take him and run!!!" Alphys and I bolted out the door with Papyrus and Sans on his shoulder.

And we didn't stop running...

Until our legs eventually got tired and we had to stop.
                                           !!!THE END!!!

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