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12:42 am

Me: if you were a chicken you'd be... impeccable hehe

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Me: ugh I'm so crusty

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BAEhyung: Hiiiiii

Me: oh shit sexy beast texted first tf do I do

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Me: uh hi :)

Me: 'uh hi' you stupid hoe wtf is uh hi ew and the smiley face ugh

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BAEhyung: I have a question

Me: um yeah?

BAEhyung: WHERE TF DO YOU GET SUCH BIG LOLLIPOPS

Me: from my pants

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Me: My dick fat

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Me: but probably not as fat as yours hehe

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Me: FUCK

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Me: FUCK NO

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Me: GODDAMIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

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Me: WHY AM I LIKE THIS

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Me: WHY MY FATASS FINGERS ALWAYS SLIPPING FROM THE BACKSPACE TO SENT

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BAEhyung: did-

BAEhyung: did you just call me fat

Me: NO NO OF COURSE NOT

Me: NO I WAS CALL YOUR PP FAT NOT YOU

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Me: I fucking hate myself

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A/N

LMAO WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

I-

I DONT EVEN

also that aco-taco moment when you like die or whateva

ANYWAY I HOPE YOU ENJOYED DESPITE THE FACT I LITERALLY DROPPED OFF OF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

I LOVE YOU GUYS

- the real fattest pp

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 04, 2019 ⏰

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