12:42 am
Me: if you were a chicken you'd be... impeccable hehe
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Me: ugh I'm so crusty
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BAEhyung: Hiiiiii
Me: oh shit sexy beast texted first tf do I do
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Me: uh hi :)
Me: 'uh hi' you stupid hoe wtf is uh hi ew and the smiley face ugh
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BAEhyung: I have a question
Me: um yeah?
BAEhyung: WHERE TF DO YOU GET SUCH BIG LOLLIPOPS
Me: from my pants
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Me: My dick fat
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Me: but probably not as fat as yours hehe
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Me: FUCK
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Me: FUCK NO
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Me: GODDAMIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
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Me: WHY AM I LIKE THIS
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Me: WHY MY FATASS FINGERS ALWAYS SLIPPING FROM THE BACKSPACE TO SENT
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BAEhyung: did-
BAEhyung: did you just call me fat
Me: NO NO OF COURSE NOT
Me: NO I WAS CALL YOUR PP FAT NOT YOU
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Me: I fucking hate myself
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LMAO WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
I-
I DONT EVEN
also that aco-taco moment when you like die or whateva
ANYWAY I HOPE YOU ENJOYED DESPITE THE FACT I LITERALLY DROPPED OFF OF THE FACE OF THE PLANET
I LOVE YOU GUYS
- the real fattest pp
YOU ARE READING
Sent ➣➣ K.TH
FanfictionMe: OMG KIM TAEHYUNG YOU'RE SO HAWT I WANT YOU TO BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN -Message delivered- Me: Oh shit