Guess who finished this two times and both times got it deleted because my phone overheated? Me! I fucking hate this! I can't make this as emotional multiple times in a fucking row! Also... when I say that not all laws are not to be followed, I honestly mean it. There is a punishment to being lawful but also to being chaotic. Chaotic is just the one you get more out of!
~Eko.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Upon realising there are like seventy people yelling shit, I leave the room, looking at them all.
"What the fuck? Does this have to happen here?"
"We want an explanation! How are you a witch?"
Kyle gets in between.
"Let's just take a breather and think about this before we interrogate someone because of something they can't control."
I look at him for a long moment.
"Is Stan okay?"
Kyle nods.
"He had healing to do yesterday after you brought him to us. He wanted to of course. So um...."
"What's going on in here?" Stan asks.
He's holding onto the wall.
"Stan! I thought you would be—," his father says.
I see Kyle rush over but Stan just shakes his head.
"Give me a minute. While you're at that, e x p l a i n, now."
Karen walks up next.
"Morning, lions. Hungry already? It's bare broken dawn!"
"Karen..... that's a bit weird," I tell her.
"No, this lion pack is a little weird."
"Is she seeing us as lions?"
"No but in case you didn't know, lions pick one victim and attack that fucker like hell."
"I, for one, am a tiger."
"No, I believe you're a gazelle."
Oh Karen is in a weird mood again.
"I swear to Jesus, if you drive us away, I am not running kilometres after my brother. Yeah bye, I'd rather just die," Kevin says, walking in.
"Someone explain this situation without calling people lions!" Stan says.
Kyle sighs.
"They're doubting that Kenny is actually a witch."
"And why couldn't that wait for a reasonable hour?"
I roll my eyes as Craig's little sister and Ike drag Karen away from the conversation.
"I saw *gah* it! For the last time, I saw him *gah* walk on water!"
There are a few adults that laugh.
"You aren't really a reliable—!"
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The fantasy village (no shit it's South Park.)
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