Young Justice and Batfam Oneshots

Ice cream paradise

It was a rainy Sunday afternoon. M'gaan was in the kitchen trying not to burn her cookies, Connor was watching static, Kaldur was reading, Artemis was judging people in a magazine and Wally was simply bored.

Robin had yet to show up for the day so the speedster had absolutely nothing to do. An awful thing for a speedster.
He had spent a few hours annoying Artemis untill she had threatened to shove an arrow up his ass.

Recognized: Robin B01

Finally! Wally jumped up and sped to the Zeta tubes.
"Rob! ", he yelled exitedly only to slidder to a stop a few meters before the Boy Wonder. "I-Is that ice cream?"

"No, it's horse sperm", Robin answered, sarcasm dripping from his voice and despite not being able to see his eyes Wally could feel the eye roll. "Of course it's ice cream!"

"All of it?", Wally asked starring at the entire wheelbarrow full of ice cream cartons.

"Yup", the younger boy answered popping the 'p' and already making his way towards the living room.

"Is that... ice cream?", Artemis questioned raising an eyebrow, getting only a nod from the Boy Wonder. M'gaan entered the room as well. "All of it? ", the martian asked receiving another nod.

"If you don't mind me asking, why do you have that much ice cream?", Kaldur spoke up.

"One of my brothers had a mental breakdown, ran away and decided to buy all the ice cream. We found him sitting in  his room surrounded by tons of cartons crying because he feared it would melt. So now we need to somehow get rid of it before it goes bad because our fridge isn't big enough to store it all", Robin explained briefly as if it was nothing special.

"You have siblings?", Artemis questioned putting away her magazine and getting up to further examine the cold treasures the Boy Wonder had brought.

"They are worse than your sister, believe me", a slight look of horror appeared on the boy's face.

"I doubt that. And... can I have this?", she pointed at a carton with mint ice cream.

Robin handed it to her with a shrug: "I have... I think eight siblings and most of them are constantly trying to kill eachother."

"You don't know how many siblings you have...?", M'gaan seemed slightly shocked. The martian had a lot of siblings and half siblings herself but she at least knew how many there were.

"No, I don't. I mean I have four official siblings... or maybe more by now. I don't know. Nobody tells me shit. But I think Batman doesn't even know for sure! And we're his children!"

"And why exactly are they trying to kill eachother?"

"Uh... Doesn't matter! Who wants ice cream?", Robin hurried to change the topic.
The rest of the team quickly decided over the mind link to let it drop for now (for the sake of free frozen threats) but they would totally interrogate their youngest member later.

Authors note: Hi, thanks for reading this (kinda crappy) one shot! I didn't edit this sooo yeah... I hope you enjoyed it anyway! Btw Wally learned that day not to eat ice cream with superspeed. The brain freeze was horrible...

Edit: So I did edit it a bit but if you find any typos feel free to roast me!