Levi Ackerman X Reader Lemon Oneshots 18+

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You blushed when you heard Levi wanted to see you in his office, you liked him for a while now. Even though he was short and pretty much your height, he was perfect. He was hot.

You started heading to his office in the dark.

'Levi's HOT.' You thought and giggled.

"Y/n." You heard someone say. You turned around.

It was Reiner. You smiled.

"Hi, Reiner." You waved.

He smiled. "Where are you going?" He asked.

"Just to-"

"Why don't you come has some fun with me." He smirked and grabbed you by the waist.

"Reiner... I don't think that's a good idea..." You suddenly got worried and felt afraid.

"Come on," He insisted. "Are you afraid that I'll be too rough."

"No, I really should go..." You tried to push him away. He didn't let you move and he held onto you wrist while pulling th our body closer to his.

"I'll be gentle." He said.

"Reiner, don't!" You felt tears and tried even harder to get away.

"Reiner." You heard someone else you looked over at Levi. He was furious.

"Help..." You whimpered.

"What are you doing here?" Reiner asked.

Levi pulled me away from him and before he knew what was going on, Reiner was on the ground with a broken arm. He screamed in pain.

"Levi..." You tried to talk to him about what had happened but he pulled you away and didn't speak until we arrived in his... room? I thought I was going to his office.

"Are you ok?" He asked.

You nodded silently. He sat you down on his bed, sitting next to you and wrapping and arm around you.

You stiffened up as he sat there. It was silent for a while and you had gotten tired.

"I think I should go to bed now..." You said, standing up. He stood with you.

"I'll walk you." He grabbed your hand, making you blush. You were glad it was dark. The two of you walked to your bed and then Levi said something that shocked you.

"Get some pajamas and come back to my room." He said.

"What?" You asked.

"Did I stutter?" He asked.

"N-no, Captain." You got your pajamas and put them in a bag.

I'm sleeping in a bra tonight. You thought.

You arrived back at Levi's room and he told you to change in the bathroom. You went into the bathroom and heard... Someone with a Scottish accent? You put your ear against the door.

"Why are you in my room?

What are you doing in me swamp?

Shrek, what?"

Shrek?

You put your ear back on the door.

"Shrek, we shouldn't fuck right now.

Yes we should.

But theres someone in the bathroom tight now.

Threesome?

No, Shrek!

Aww come on. I bet you miss the days when I would fuck you.

True.

Well what do you say?

Ok fine."

What the FUCK?!?!?

Next thing you hear is moaning and the bed creaking.

You came out if the bathroom when the moaning stopped and Levi's stomach was huge.

"I'm pregnant!" He cheered.

"You're about to give birth!" Shrek cheered with him.

Levis stomach kept getting bigger and bigger. Then his stomach exploded and there was blood everywhere.

There were little Shrek babies running around covered in blood.

"Mommy!" One of them hugged your leg.

Then you woke up in bed.

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