Chapter 4

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"Like I'm in a car! Raight' an' i ain't gonna be in a car with someone who ain't afraid of dyin' ya know?"
(credits to some comedian named Preacher Lawson.)

Laughs could be heard. I enjoy doing this because at least I can make people happy. I can make them laugh. The funniest part I like is the way I speak when I say the jokes. I mean, it's hilarious.

"Raigh' yeh. People say I have a black hear' sometimes. An' I always lookin' back at'hem like 'what on earth ru talkimg 'bout?' Thay also say tha' I only care for people that I care for. Then I'm lookin' at them like 'dayumn this woman gon' crazy she need some help!" Again people laugh at my statement. "So then I ask them 'So does that mean.. When I roast you.. It's from the heart." I emphasised roast. I'm Kim Y/n thank you!" I bowed happily, getting up meeting standing people and smilling face, me returning the favour. When I walked off stage I gave the mic back to them and grabbed my belongings. Oh shit Jimin dropped me off. "Yh come pick me up from where you dropped me off from? Thank you baby I wub u."
Yeah, I forgot to mention I'm a comedian. I did comedy on this thing with people from work so I tried comedy and they wanted me to try (place you want to audition at).

When Jimin came, I don't know why but then I remembered what day it is today.. APRIL FOOL.. Omg I got the perfect idea. But I need his number... But if I ask Jimin he would get jealous and ask why. It's gonna be obvious I'm pranking him today and I want to start tomorrow.. Well, the earlier I start the ealier I stop tomorrow. So I just simply asked, "Hey Jimin?" Real name. No pet names.

"Hmm? What's wrong sweetie?"

"Can I meet your friends? I mean like they're coming over today can I talk to them too?"

"Of course!" He gave his signature eye smile. I'm gonna regret this aren't I? WELP BITCH if I must regret it at least I won't die from crying. All the water wasted to tears. No hydration. "Okay thank you!"

▪Time Skip▪

I went straight to my- our room and changed one of my friends name to Jack. I won't actually call her, though. It's a prank anyway. I didn't forget the add the heart emoji at the end. I took my phone to the bathroom and put it in the cuboard, in case anything happened. Once finished, I changed my clothes, grabbed my phone walked to the room and jamp on the bed. Jimin's coming~. Perfect timing.

"Yeah, I'm fine, what about you?" He's half way up the stairs.. "Yeah the audition was great everyone loved it!" A few more steps.. "Oh babe Jimin's coming I need to go. I love you baby!" I added a kiss sound as a cherry on top and as if a coincidence, Jimin came bursting into the room. He looked mad. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "Hey baby are you okay you look-"
"GO ASK YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND THAT!"
"Other boy- what the actual fuck are you talking about?!" I asked playing dumb.
"Oh babe Jimin's coming I need to go. I love you baby! Muah! Y/n how could you I thought you loved me!" Jimin spoke, infuriated with the fact that I had just called someone else 'baby'.

"J-Jimin I-I-"     "Y-You. YOU WHAT!?"
"BABE CHILL IT WAS A FUCKING PRANK!" I said falling backwards and laugh hysterically. "Omg babe you should have seen the look on your face hahahahaha!!"    "Th-Then who is this Jack?" He asked showing me the clear name written on my screen. "Oh that's Jisoo I changed her name for the prank. Babe my stomach hurts I'm fucking dying your reaction to the prank was priceless omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

"BABY! Omg Y/n you shouldn't have done that I got so scared..." He said crying.   "Aaawwww!!" I jumped on Jimin with my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist, hugging him tightly. "I'm thorwy baby pwease forgim-me I wav omwy pwankin'you..(I'm sorry baby plesse forgive me I was only pranking you..)" I said in a voice he always falls for.  

"OK FINE! I forgiy-you baby." He said returning the voice. "YAAAYYY!! Oppa forgive me! Oppa forgive me! OPPA FORGIVE ME!!" I said in my apparently cute voice dancing in a way I know Jimin loves (even thougj I'm older), when the bell rang. "Your friends are here! I'll get the door you get ready, okay? Be quick!" I explained to him before slamming the door quickily, in a rush to get the door. I was then greeted by 6 HANDSOME MEN!! "Hello, I'm Kim Y/n Jimin's girlfriend. You must be his friends come in quick. Jimin's still getting ready-Oh nevermind he's here!" I said quick but slowly.

We were half way introducing ourselves when I leaned back on a muscular arm. This isn't Jimin's.... Oh it's the first guy who introduced himself. Yoonji? Yoonhi! Ah, Yoongi!
"Let's play truth or dare!" The one named Jungkook said, excited. I don't have a good feeling about this.....

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