my name is Tom Cole Bruce Chris Bob Eli Hero Nick James Robinson Sprouse Holland Finesse finch mayonnaise crapbag Morley tiffin princess conswayla banana fuck vegemite sprinkle bread peanut butter jelly Robert Downey junior Hemsworth Batman Wayne Charles Stanley yelnats delicious
(Jack for short)
So I was walking down the school hallway right, and this rando asks me if I have a hammer
.................
(aw yeh I walk around with a fukn hammer all the time because it is a useful thing to have at school)
There was something wrong with im I tell ya!
I just said "nah soz mate i only bring my tools on Wednesday's"
" Oh ok" he says and walks off
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Bloody
Idiot
(I was being sarcastic by the way, unless your a bloody idiot aswell)
Hugghhhhh
Now I continue walking and I enter my English class
Now guess who is sitting at the desk.....
Mr. Jiang
Bloody legend
I ask him how his day was
...........
Silence
He just stares at me......"keep quiet" he says
Pffft jeez, don't have to be Rude, jus coz you didn't get the bread at mass this morning , taste bad anyways
I go to my seat and Jamen sits next to me
Yep.....Jamen
Jamen starts to yell "WHATS GOIN ON MY N-"
SHUDUP!! Yells mr. jiang
Scared the crap out of everyone i tell ya
(Aleckz continued the story without actually knowing what was going on)
I still can't believe that mr jiang interrupted the party while we were in the middle of playing spin the bottle. Ugh, I was about to have my first kiss with Isabella lal harmony Higgins Ashcroft Leo Kyla Aleckz Lilly Grace Mcluckie Bertolini Kamau Pranada skittles
(Mia for short)
Lots of people make fun of me for having such a long name but I don't really care because it makes me unique. I've never had a boyfriend and since I'm a senior in school, my mom is forcing me to find a man, I told her that I'll find one when it's the right time.
"Wud iS evErYoNE DoIn?" Mr jiang said. We soon enough realised that he was drunk. Wow.
"Wow. Mr jiang drunk. That's a sight I've never seen!" Miranda chuckled, mr jiang then walked over to us and said he wants to hang out with us. All of the people in the group just stood up and left. Hell, why would teenage boys and girls want to hang out with a pervert who looks like a shrivelled up balloon.
(Lol wtf)
