Super mario Dorm mates

Chapter 3

"what? why are they fighting?" luigi looked at the battle and mario was losing badly. "peach tried to help but she lost her 3 stocks in like, five seconds." peach was crying on the bleachers: "I HIP BASHED THE WRONG WAYY!!!" luigi then ran up the stairs of the bleachers and saw the announcer. "ANNOUNCER! ANNOUNCER! SIGN ME UP!" announcer nodded.

"LUIGI HAS JOINED THE BATTLE!" 

there was a man next to the announcer. "good luck luigi! i programmed you to do good!"  luigi did not understand what this man meant. he also did not know that the man was, sakurai. he then got teleported to the big battlefield. mario had one stock left. bowser looked at luigi and laughed. "har har! another pesky plumber!" mario looked back. "luigi!" he was holding a pokeball. 

3,2,1 FIGHT!

mario threw the pokeball at bowser. but it was a goldeen. "blub blub." it said. bowser came dashing towards the plumbers. he went in his shell and boom! he landed on mario with his spikes. "MAMMA MIA!" he got KOed off the screen. "MARIOOO NOOOO!!!!" screamed peach. 
"who's gonna save me from that fiends clutches?!" luigi then kind of lost it. he's no fighter. he's a taunter! 

"hahaha!" bowser laughed. "thats pretty.. uh pathetic.." he mumbled. then he roared. he punched him. 10%. ok, so taunting clearly didnt work. it didnt do squat. luigi did an aerial attack. POW! then he fired balled bowser off of the stage. he hung there. "GRRR!" he came back and did a mega punch! 21%. then the worst possible thing happened. if your a smash player this can greatly affect you. you either ko your foe or they ko you. a hammer fell out of the sky. luigi ran to get it, but bowser got it. "YEAHHHH!!!" he shrieked. he ran around the stage like a maniac with that hammer. he mashed luigi to the floor with the hammer. luigi tried to dodge but he slowly saw his damage percentage going up.

40%

80%

116%

he was on the floor. getting ready to be KOed. he was ready to get made fun of for losing or becoming a meme. or both. he shuddered as he remembered his EDGY stage. he remembered him screaming to his mom: "MOMMM ITS NOT A PHASEE!"

 but then he heard the voice of daisy. chanting: "go luigi go luigi! cmon everyone! cheer with me! go luigi! go luigi!" then more and more people cheered. the other girls, yoshi and birdo, toad and toadette. he even heared the babies from the mushroom learning and driving center cheering : "go weegee!" bowser was running towards him. luigi got up and jumped towards bowser. he had a plan. he got his phone and searched something up. bowser stopped. "what are you doing?" he screamed. luigi gave an elegant pose. "i will defeat you with the power of... THE INTERNET!" and he showed bowser some art.

"HA! you think your gonna-

"AAHHHH OH MY GOSH! MY EYES MY EYES!" 

110% damage! it was working! then he got out the secret weapon.

"BOWSETTTEEEE!!" luigi screamed at he showed luigi a picture of the meme.

"HOLY HECK WHAT IS THAT GET IT OFF MY EYEEESS!!!!" 

300% damage! he launched off the screen.  

luigi won! he got teleported back to the bleachers where he found daisy jumping up and down. "you did it! that was so smart!" she gave him a hug. "thanks! you can always count on the internet to.." he saw mario crying. 

"WHAT WAS THAT!!!! I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEADDDD!!!" he cried. "which one." luigi asked. "THE FIRST ONEE!!! THAT TRAUMATIZED ME!" he wiped his tears and shook his head and them smiled at luigi. "other than that, that was pretty cool!" he gave luigi a high five. "just please dont do that ever again." luigi nodded his head. he would only use plan B in emergency situations.

Luigi was very pleased.