It was indEED a beautiful incest day, the sun was brighter than my own damn future, and hotter than me of course! But as you may not know...OSOCHORO IS HOTTER THAN THE GOD DAMN SUN ITSELF.
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Choromatsu hunched up in his hentai corner, reading some sort of yaoi??? Osomatsu yeets in the room and kicks down the door. Churro screeches, "WHAT THE FUCK?? OSOMATSU-NIISAN???" He sounded like a baby screaming at the top of his lungs.
Bear in Spanish matsu didn't say anything in reply, he just shrugged. But then suddenly, he gasped. Loud and clear...he points a finger at his younger fapster, "YOU CANNIBAL!!! YOU'RE EATING A DAMN CHURRO!!!!"
The screams of the red panda man fill the empty house. His screams echoed so far it eVEN KILLED MATSUNO KARAMATSU HIMSELF! NOT MY GUY, GOD DAMNIT.........
Then, green Osomatsu clone threw his yaoi hentai at red man. "Shut the fuck up...churros taste absolutely fUCKING DELICIOUS." And you know what? He was right, I haven't had churros for 3 years and I remember the taste.
Then they started to watch Boku no Pico
Oso-man was somehow interested in that piece of shit, he was watching Pico and that other guy fuck in the car- I FORGOT HIS NAME.
*coughs* Osofappyski was having the best fantasy of his life. Fucking his own brother? HOT! Then...his pp got hard. God damnit. He can't even stand a titty totty.
Anyway, his his donkey dong was hard af. I'm not sure what else to put here, this is only the beginning?? But it's shitpost?? Hi Mary.
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