The Sucky Outdoors (Pt. 2)

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(Y/N): -whispers to Duncan-I'm assuming you mean Harold and Courtney -Duncan snickers- but they're over there

View Changes To Katie And Sadie

Sadie: Katie look, the tree with a fork in it that's good right?

Katie: No, it's not good. It's the same tree we saw two hours ago. -puts hands to head, fist balled- We just walked in a gigantic circle.

-Owl hooting causing Katie and Sadie to run in the woods like chickens with their heads cut off while screaming as they ran to a cave-

Katie: We'll be safe here till morning

-Bats screech and fly above Sadie circling her as she screams and runs with the bat following her, then the bat flies off-

Sadie: We're going to die here, we're going to die here

View Change to the Screaming Gophers

Owen: -Grills fish- OK, fires hot, fish is grilling, tent is tenting

Trent: Nice going man, fish looks awesome

Owen: Thanks man. I owe it all to grandpa

Trent: So you and your grandpa really fought a bear once?

Owen: Heck yes, it was the scariest day of my entire life

-Lindsey gasps-

Owen: We were out in the wood when we came across the great beast 

Flashback (Still Owens P.O.V)

I tell ya he was 10 feet high if he was a foot! And than he roared his terrible roar -imitates a bear roar poorly- We grabbed our shot gun, we knew it was either him or us. It was nothing personal, just the law of the wild and then BAM  one shot is all it took to take the great beast. We took his blood to marked ourselves to honor him

End Flashback (Still Owens P.O.V)

It was a good death

Heather: Yeah right, there is no way you took down a 10 foot bear. -looks around- Hey has anyone seen crazy girl and the wannabe twins?

Lindsey: I think Izzy had to pee, but i don't know about the other two, were they here when we started setting up camp and getting food?

Lashawna: I don't think so

Trent: But that was over an hour ago. IZZY!!....IZZY?!

Owen: IZZY KATIE SADIE THE GOPHERS WHERE ARE YOU?!

-Rustling in the woods-

Owen: -laughs slightly- Oh good, i thought we lost you there for a minute, man -bear comes out and growls- GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

-Cody pees his pants-

Owen: -runs around in a circle around his team scream- WE'RE GOING TO GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR! OH THE HORROR! SOMEBODY HELP US I WANT MY MOMMY -gets tripped by Heather-

Heather: THE TREES! CLIMB INTO THE TREES!

View Change to the Killer Bass

Bridgette: -gasps than sighs-

Dj: Be cool, it's just and owl

Bridgette: Sorry I just get really freaked out in the forest

Duncan: This remind me of this really scary story I heard once

(Y/N): Aw yeah, i remember that story I used to tell it to Allen every Halloween but changed it up a bit to make it more terrifying 

Geoff: Awesome, tell it you guys

Duncan: Are you sure, cause the story we're thinking of is really hardcore

Courtney: Ooh we're so scared

Duncan and (Y/N): Alright, but don't say we didn't warn you -Duncan starts off- One night a lot like this one

Timeskip

(Y/N): So suddenly, they heard this tap tap tapping on the side of the car, the girl started to freak out and by this time even the guy was starting to get scared. So he started to car and he stepped on it. When they got back to the girls house, she opened to door and screamed -no one saw Duncan sneak away to scare the other campers except Allen and (Y/N)- because there, hanging from the door handle............was the bloody hook. They say that this killer is still alive, wondering these very woods, he could be about anywhere really. Maybe even right....

Duncan: -jumps out from behind the foliage- HERE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Everyone screams except Duncan, (Y/N), and Allen who are laughing at the others, but laughing more at Courtney-

Courtney: DUNCAN (Y/N) THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY!

Duncan and (Y/N): Oh yes it was, we just wish it was all on camera... OH WAIT IT IS

Courtney: You are so vile, do your parents even like either of you?

Duncan: I don't know Jumpy McChicken I haven't asked then lately

(Y/N): Me and Allen don't live with our parents so we do what we want

-Wolves howl and Courtney tries to go to Duncan but he moves causing here to fall (A/N: Yeah i really dislike Courtney as you all can tell)

-Duncan grabs (Y/N)'s hand and walks over to the others campers-

View Change to the Screaming Gophers

Trent: So what do we do know

Heather: Don't look at me 

Gwen: It was your idea to climb the trees

Heather: Well, why don't you ask the bear hunting expert. Hey Owen, what know?

Owen: How should I know

Lashawna: Dude, you said you killed a bear

Owen: I was being theatrical

Heather: This is all your fault. If you hadn't been growling like that, we never would have attracted him to our sight!

Owen: EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING! -makes weird crying sound then hit his head on the tree-

Trent: Hey, hey ease up on the guy. He did bring us all that fish -the 'bear' sniffs the fish-

Heather: HEY LAY OFF OUR FISH

Lindsey: It's probably already eaten Izzy!

Heather: Then it shouldn't be hungry anymore -Gwen gasps- what? This is survival of the fittest. She should of just peed in her pants like Cody -Cody looked down in shame-

-Lashawna hears the branch breaking and fall to the ground with a surprised scream, she sits up and sees the 'bear' in front of her growling as everone else gasps-

Owen: Dear Abby, she's going to die

Lashawna: backs up to the tree everyone else is in as the 'bear' stands on its back legs and growls- Eh, nice bear -screams while covering face- SOMEBODY HELP ME!

-Everyone screams to Lashawna telling her to get away-

'Bear': -smiles- Heh, hey are you okay?

Lashwana: Uh, did that bear just was me a question?

-Everyone gasps, then the 'bear' took off its head to reveal Izzy in a bear costume-

Owen: -slides down tree- Oh my goodness I did not see that coming!

Lindsey: Okay, I'm so confused right know

Gwen: What are you some kind of weirdo?

Izzy: I thought it would be funny -laughs a bit-

Confessional

Izzy: Okay, okay that was so funny like, 'Oh its a bear oh no' and like 'We're going to die now. help help' -laughs- and I'm all like 'Rawr' I'm going to eat you' as if i could actually do that, there is no way okay -laughs-

End Confessional

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