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"You wonder what's behind that cloak," (y/n) said as she dramatically revealed her FIT! She made it out of napkins and duct tape, so she could never take it off. As you auditioned for a spot in the band The Garden, Fletcher held back vomit while Wyatt tried not to shoot you.
"Now, in order to join the garden," Wyatt began, "you have to have a tacky dangly earring!" Wyatt handed (y/n) a list of requirements: - tacky dangly earring - stupid clown costume - no rhythm - bald spots - smelly toenails - Halloween face paint - long legs (7ft min) As I read through the list, I gasped at the amount of requirements. Fletcher sighed and looked at his twin and grabbed me by the hair. He walked over to the garbage disposal and CHUCKED ME IN!
I am currently in the hospital because of my brain loss, and my make a wish is to meet the garden.